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“I’m trying to figure out,” Rose wonders aloud. “Are you always a complete prick? Just with women? Or just when you lose a game?”
Ilya barks a laugh, shocked and almost delighted, and his smile spreads wide enough that Rose can see all those pearly whites of his that are so much nicer than she expected any hockey player’s to be. “All the time,” he grins, “all the time. However much of an asshole Hollander has told you I am, double it.”
She answers truthfully, shrugs her shoulders in her tiny silver dress. “He hasn’t mentioned you at all.”
After a shitshow of an evening in a Montreal nightclub, Ilya wakes up the next morning in Shane’s bed. Only, he’s not in Shane’s bed — Rose Landry is, and he’s in Rose Landry’s body, and she’s in his. Well, what the fuck are they supposed to do with that?
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05 Jun 2026
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And Now I Need Some Help by firenze21
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
22 May 2026
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Young dropped his eyes to the floor. “It's Haas. His… his erection. It won’t go down.”
Shane looked confused. “And you think the two of us are what?! Experts on this?”
“I mean, yeah. Pretty much. But you’re also like... real adults. More responsible than us anyway. Google said after three hours we should go to the hospital, but Haas is losing his shit, and he’s tried to… you know… handle it himself. But it hurts so much I could hear him crying through the bathroom door.”
OR: Luca Haas thought he was buying a medicinal sleep aid. He was wrong.
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22 May 2026
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a one man advice column by itspeterlosingwendy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Feb 2026
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[Tweet] @EvanDykstraOfficial: If hypothetically someone needed to get gum out of their toddler’s hair before their wife gets home, how would one do this? Asking for a friend
[Tweet] @roz81: use olive oil. rub into gum. ta da gum gone
[Tweet] @hazyhayes: Get a lot of gum stuck in your hairdo, Roz?
[Tweet] @roz81: no but holmberg does not know how to spit gum out before napping on plane
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or, a childless Ilya Rozanov is somehow the go to guy for everyone's parenting advice needs
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- Part 5 of ilya rozanov: earning his #1 papa mug
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22 May 2026
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you're giving me grey hairs by itspeterlosingwendy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Feb 2026
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[Tweet] @roz81: I am coming moi malyshi. do not get into any strange white vans in meantime
[Tweet] @roselandrysmistress: Why does he sound like my mother
[Tweet] @TroyBbaby: Years of practicing and perfecting
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or the young Centaurs players have made it a goal in life to stress Ilya and Shane out at all times.
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- Part 3 of ilya rozanov: earning his #1 papa mug
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22 May 2026
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ilya's ipad baby by itspeterlosingwendy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Feb 2026
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[Tweet] @roz81: My son has turned into iPad baby. How do I stop this? Somebody give me phone number of Apple. Tell them to destroy iPads
[Tweet] @HerezPilton: Breaking News! confirmation of multiple illegitimate children from Ilya Rozanov. Go to the link in bio for full article!
or, Ilya is an online menace much to everyone's dismay
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- Part 1 of ilya rozanov: earning his #1 papa mug
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22 May 2026