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    A cracky romp through a Mr. & Mrs. Smith AU.

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    20 Jan 2023

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    Set more or less immediately post-3x03, "The Absence of Field".

    Please tell me I'm not the only one who assumed they banged.

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    Opening the door to her office, Lexa steps inside with apologies falling from her lips. “Ms. Griffin, I’m really sorry for keeping you waiting. I had some hiccups in my morning, I’m usually much more punctual than this.”

    The woman settles her phone down and straightens up, lengthening her spine before getting up. All Lexa see is blonde hair neatly combed falling over one shoulder, and she looks away for a moment, quickly putting her bag and planner away on a table by the entryway before meeting her new head of finances.

    “There’s nothing to worry about. I’m sure you had a difficult morning,” the words find Lexa before she looks up and her blood turning into ice, little crystals keeping her heart from beating.

    That voice.

    Lexa knows that voice.

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    22 Jan 2022

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    Rummaging through her pockets, Vi finds one of Powder’s hairpins. She bends it out, only meaning to kill time, but ends up crouched in front of the lock, making a real go of it.

     

     

     

    “What do you think you’re doing?” a man’s voice booms from behind her.

     

    “Breaking into a rich girl’s place.” Vi clicks her tongue, concentration lost. “Mind your own business.”

     

    “Call the police. Now,” a woman’s voice joins.

     

    Sighing, Vi pushes herself to her feet and says, “Calm down. My girlfriend lives here.”

     

    She turns, jerks her thumb at the door, and freezes. Before her are two strangers she’s caught glimpses of dozens of times: Caitlyn’s mother and father, caricatures of their own photographs. Vi can’t tell if it’s disbelief or horror on their faces, or if it’s worth discerning between the two. Caitlyn’s mother holds out her phone, thumb hovering over 9.

     

    “Shit,” Vi says.

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    28 Nov 2021

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    Queen Clarke is forced to flee into the woods after a coup dethrones her. When she comes out on the other side, four hundred years have passed without her aging a day. For two years she adapts as best as she can to the modern world, but everything changes when she wanders into a museum exhibition on herself and meets the tour guide infatuated with the Lost Queen.

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    05 Oct 2021