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Legacies by queb3coise
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
02 Jan 2026
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"I've been emailing to this girl from Japan for about 2 years now. Dunno much about her- just that she don't get outside much, too absorbed in her research. They're definitely a Horse Girl, though." I said to my Da before I left.
He grunted. "I guess you want to meet her and train 'er, lad. Just remember my rule - don't bloody bed them."
"Aye, sir. I'll write to you, Da, on the 'puter every week from Uncle Saito's place."
"You better remember my rules, son. Look your best, don't get drunk, and don't get in anyone's bed but your own. Never failed me once!"
"...what about Ma?"
"...shut your mouth, child."
We had a good laugh about that.
"Just remember - they'll come and go. Can't get too attached to them." -
8 Angels High by queb3coise
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 シンデレラグレイ | Uma Musume: Cinderella Gray (Anime)
19 Dec 2025
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Akikawa's fixed up the VR Umalators - and Mayano's decided to take a jaunt.
Strapped with a new G-suit and given an F15C Eagle, she goes hunting for the elusive MiG-29.
Inspired by Cesar 'Rico' Rodriguez's maneuver kill over a MiG-29 in the Gulf War, with some liberties taken. (Jan. 19, 1991)
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Horseshoes, Sushi, and 5.56 by queb3coise
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
17 Oct 2025
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Ms. Bell. To her closest, a umamusume born and raised in Belfast, Ireland. To her enemies, a terrifyingly effective guerilla fighter born with spite and an Armalite in her hand. Leader of a direct-action cell who just shot a BA Major dead.
Seamus. Childhood friend and hopelessly infatuated with Ms. Bell. A crack shot with his FAL.
Paddy. The rock of the group - the adoptee father of the bumbling idiots, taking care of them after their parents died in the bombings. Ever reliable.
They form a Belfast Direct-Action Cell - gun-toting ambushers.
And now they must protect the Irish Princess while dodging MI6, Yaku(ma), URA-Blackrock, and Her Own's Bodyguards.Will they abandon their Troubles for the peace of Japan?
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- Part 2 of Ms. Bell Chronicles
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Basic Intro to Research for Dummies by queb3coise
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
10 Oct 2025
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PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. MAKE TACHYON AN ETHICAL UMA PLEAAAAASE
A basic guide to WHAT research is from a tired, horrified 'undiagnosed autist but 90% sure' and 'aced the government-administered aptitude test, section Research in Daily Life 100%'.Please, don't yandere my Tachyon. Please make her into House instead so that we can have House and Wilson again except it's Tachyon and Pokke...
Marked explicit for j*b opportunities (i'm shitting you, it's really a general thing)
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The Mad Baron by queb3coise for lightning_john
Fandoms: Original Work, The year was 1613 (International Kriegspiell Society)
27 Sep 2025
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Personally, I think that the mad aren't mad. They just see things from a different perspective. And it is because of that perspective that we see them as mad.
The Mad Baron.
Legacy work from Aug. 2025. Was my practice to see what works and what doesn't. Posted, may be maintained with further chapters- Language:
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Ms. Bell Chronicles by queb3coise
Fandom ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
17 Oct 2025
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They are born to run (and love) by Strongest_Pcchi
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
30 May 2026
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Uma Musume. They are born to run, chasing the dream of glorious races at the end of their unknown destiny. A truth the world accepts with pride. Lesser known? They’re all giant dumbasses. Nutcases, every single one. Degrees vary, but the madness is universal.
Trainers. The vital partners who support those dazzling dreams. Also: long-suffering souls tasked with preventing suicide via training exhaustion, teaching basic common sense, and defending their own human rights from girls who could shoulder-check them into another prefecture.
Yet somehow, the bonds they share are real. Each varies, sometimes like mentor and pupil, sometimes like family, and often… dangerously close to developing rom-coms or full-blown romance.
So, when their Uma Musume inevitably does something unhinged, what can a Trainer do?
Be the stern adult? The exasperated straight man praying for divine intervention?
…Or just get dumber in return.
This is a collection of short stories — of those bonds and such nonsense that unfolds when the world’s most powerful girls meet the only people brave (dumb) enough to try and guide them.
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24 Feb 2026
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I have you exactly where I want you by Templar_Headless
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
01 Jan 2026
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Enjoying some recreational gambling with Nakayama Festa gets a bit more raunchy than expected.
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02 Jan 2026
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reincarnated as a villainous umamusume and my friend is one of the love interests? by abject51
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
29 Dec 2025
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“Look,” Cafe sighs, this time closing her eyes. “Tachyon may be strange–”
“Cafe, I’m hurt!”
“–But that doesn’t mean she’s evil.” Cafe says, looking like she was regretting defending Tachyon already upon seeing the shit-eating grin on Tachyon’s face. “She’s… an acquired taste, that’s all.”
The three umamusumes look at Cafe in shock, as if they can’t believe Cafe would defend Tachyon.
“Cafe-senpai! This evil witch must have poisoned you!”
“Or put you under her spell!”
“Or cursed you!” The plain umamusume finally finds her voice. “Don’t worry Cafe-senpai, we’ll break the curse and make you remember the truth! That Agnes auf Tachyon is an evil horrifying villainess!”
or, Tachyon and Cafe get stuck in an otome game.
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30 Dec 2025
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Stay Gold's Night at the Mejiro's by Beropole
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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Stay Gold, after winning the Hong Kong Vase, returns to a celebration party held by his father, Sunday Silence, who drunkenly nudges him to get a girl, concocting a plan while drunk, he sends Stay Gold to sneak into the Mejiro mansion while he takes McQueen away to reminisce about their past.
Stay Gold, however, would experience more than he ever anticipated.
AU where the Uma genders, age, and familial ties are accurate to their irl counterparts, alongside personality changes of some characters to match their IRL counterpart.
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- Part 1 of Real-life Events Inspired Uma Universe
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14 Oct 2025
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On the Psychological Effects of Loneliness and Reunion by ScriptorEtMagus for Haru Urara
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
27 May 2026
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"After everything we said and did, after running away from each other is it really okay to come along like this again?"
She did not look at him, eyes focused in the view. Feeling unphazed by his question, she already had the answer.
"As long as the odds aren't zero...I will keep trying."
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10 Oct 2025