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Regulus Black and James Potter are Hollywood’s current biggest actors. Noted for having a long-spanning rivalry since their school years.
Their first film they shot together couldn’t be any more of a surprise.
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- Part 1 of Marauders Fanfics
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it's not murder, it's research and waste disposal by mangotangerine
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 May 2026
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Vox relocates from New Orleans and finds himself a new home, new hunting grounds, and most importantly: Alastor, the biggest crush of his life. Unfortunately, the man fucking hates him. His attempts to turn Alastor’s simmering hatred to begrudging affection fail entirely, until a nighttime middle-of-the-swamp meet-weird (and some erotic knifeplay) over a corpse.
Follow two serial killers figuring out what kind of life they can build together. They meet each other's families, navigate the question of how Vox has evaded consequences for so long, and settle into something real. Underneath the domesticity, Alastor carries a 20-year-old score to settle, and when he finally gets the info he's been waiting for, he drags Vox into it with him.
A story of revenge, family drama, a soul-binding, uncovering each other’s closely-held pasts, through the slow and painful work of two people learning to be known, and eventually toward the question neither of them thought they'd answer: what does a future look like for people who never planned to have one?
OR: Two serial killers fall in love and fuck and it’s actually really deep, somehow. (You can easily skip the weird shit, it’s tagged and indicated in-chapter)
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- Part 1 of it's not murder in every universe, sometimes it's just research and waste disposal
- Part 1 of it's not murder | canon
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05 May 2026
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When Remus is away visiting his family Regulus has the idea to get James all needy and then send his puppy dog boyfriend down the hall into his brothers bedroom so that Sirius isn't so lonely.
this idea came to me and I swear I blacked out and then all the sudden this was in front of me :)
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- Part 1 of Undisclosed Desires
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13 Feb 2026
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“As for your earlier question. You’re a pureblood—”
“Yes, so you’ve said.”
Regulus scowls. “Don’t interrupt me. Apart from that, you’re also healthy, athletic, and magically gifted. These are all the genetic qualities I’m looking for in the father of my child.”
“I also have all of my teeth and no cavities if you want to check,” James scoffs.
“What? Why would I want to check that?”
“Isn’t that what you do with a breeding stud?”***
To exact vengeance on his parents, Regulus decides to conceive a child with James Potter. It’s a brilliant plan that’s bound to succeed; surely, nothing can possibly go wrong there except for one thing. Regulus doesn’t count on gaining a co-parent with benefits. Or falling in love.
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10 Mar 2025
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Ten years ago, Remus broke the heart of his best friend. Just before that friend became world-renowned pop icon, Sirius Black. Now, his other best friends are having a baby, and they've named both Remus and Sirius the godfather of their unborn child as some convoluted plot to get them back together. They pretend it doesn't work while simultaneously, and secretly, finding their way back to one another.
FUN TROPES FEATURED IN THIS FIC!!
- describing flavors of chocolate in an excessively sexual manner
- philosophical discussion of why Hozier is love-making music
- an appreciation of thighs and the way they stretch tattered denim
- cigarettes: terrible but what a fucking visual image
- crashing a golf cart and nearly killing all your friends at once
- Regulus Black and the art of affectionate insults
- autobiographical clause about sobbing to Don Henley in the car
- PREMATURE GREY HAIR: YES, THEY'RE 28/29, I KNOW- Language:
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06 Feb 2025
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From Sirius Black's Baby Brother to Slytherin's Most Desired by stroodleberryfields
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Sep 2025
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Regulus makes a bet with Barty and Evan and loses.
The wager? It involves long legs and slutty waists. A week of short skirts and the wide eyes of horny teen boys changes the trajectory of Regulus's life forever.Takes place in the beginning of his sixth year. For the sake of the fic, Marauders and Skittles are in the same year and Sirius and Regulus are Irish twins (less than a year age difference).
Or: Someone close James Potter's mouth before he catches flies drooling over baby Black's bare legs.
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29 Jan 2025