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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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- Part 1 of Ten out of Ten and Counting
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01 Jun 2026
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Actually, Cormac, you're obsessed with me by malfoyesque for RaveRocky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Apr 2026
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Cormac gets what he always wanted.
A very ill-advised companion oneshot to Immaculate Misconception
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- Part 2 of Immaculate Misconception Universe
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30 May 2026
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After the war, every adult wizard associated with Voldemort was sentenced to death. Their children were shown mercy—in the form of life sentences in Azkaban.
Hermione Granger has spent the past decade honing her skills—she has several masteries under her belt and a successful customs business inventing new and powerful magics. She has a happy and loving group of friends and all the books she could ever want, tucked up in her perfect little cottage in Kent. Surely there’s nothing she’s missing then, is there?
Draco Malfoy has spent the last ten years in Azkaban. He’s broken beyond recognition. So when he’s dragged out into the Ministry after a decade in the dark, he can only assume it’s to end his suffering.
Instead he looks up into the eyes of a grown, indomitable Hermione Granger. Will she help put the pieces of who he once was back together? Will they be able to stop the Ministry’s slow descent into fascism? Will he ever learn how to use the terrifying Micro Wave?
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17 May 2026
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Hermione Granger, returning to Hogwarts after the War without Harry and Ron by her side, wants nothing more than a quiet, peaceful final year at school. Instead, she winds up with two new friends. One of them is an anonymous, charming penpal that only goes by the name of Romeo. The other is Draco Malfoy, who is far more companionable (and far more handsome) than she ever gave him credit for.
To her dismay, she develops crushes on both of them at the same time.
(Spoiler: It's less of a problem than she thinks it is.)
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- Part 1 of Two Households
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09 May 2026
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In 2010, Hermione Granger lives a lovely Muggle life in lovely Muggle London with a lovely Muggle boyfriend and a lovely Muggle job. Draco Malfoy drifts restlessly, seeking anything close to meaning. They have no reason to cross paths...until the arrogance of their youth and the heat of their teenage rivalry threaten to alter their futures forever.
"...And should both our hearts and hands stand unclaimed upon the turning of our thirtieth year, then magic itself shall bind us, lawfully and magically joined, by will or otherwise."
Note: Cheating tag does not refer to Hermione and Draco cheating on each other.
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06 May 2026