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    Objectively, the entire arrangement was ridiculous. Hermione was meant to be giving a press conference in five minutes, and instead, she was well on her way to being shagged within an inch of her life by her security detail. Again.

    OR: Head Auror Draco isn’t on the same page as Minister for Magic Hermione about their recent one-night stand. Nothing a bit of forced proximity can’t fix.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    19 Apr 2026

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    James Potter went five years at Hogwarts without realizing Lily had a little sister. Hermione would have preferred it if he never realized she existed. Now she's stuck, in Potter's circle of awareness, and maintaining the timeline. Not like he makes it easy, or something.

    April 2026. Now complete.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Everyone knows Draco Malfoy has a twin brother who attended Durmstrang—everyone except Hermione Granger. When she returns to Hogwarts for eighth year, she finds comfort and healing in the most unlikely of places.

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    The triad fic we never knew we needed in our lives until Frau Blucher’s brainchild was blessed into creation.

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    04 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 37

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    “And then after we can swing by the Phi O virgin sacrifice party?”

    Rey snorts. “Phi O doesn’t have any virgins.” The space bar only registers when she taps the bottom left corner. How she’s going to make it through this Orbital Mechanics paper if her space bar gives out is something she tries not to devote any brainpower to.

    “Ben Solo, apparently.”

    Rey’s fingers halt. Hovering, then flexing above the keys. “Ben Solo is not a virgin.”

    “Virginity’s a social construct, Rey. It doesn’t matter. Apparently, by Phi O standards, he’s practically a virgin. And anyway—it’s just an excuse to party.”

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    Or: Rival space nerds and NASA hopefuls in college try not to fall in love.

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    25 Jan 2026