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    I Have Made A Huge Mistake, And Here's How You Can Make It Your Problem, Too

    I have made a mistake. Without going too deeply into the details, as I do not want this mistake to go viral or get out among people I know, I can say here: my best friends are getting married in less than three weeks, and their guest list has mistakenly listed me as bringing a plus one.

    I do not have a plus one.

    This is where you come in, reader: I need to find someone, preferably in their mid-20s to early-30s, to come with me on a week-long wedding vacation and pretend to be my partner. I do not care what you do for a job. I do not care what you look like. We'll dance, we'll drink, we'll probably call an ambulance when all my friends fall down a mountain. It'll be great.

    Do not fuck with me on this. Please.

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    or: kei would rather die than go to hinata and kageyama's wedding alone. what’s a man to do but hire a hapless fool to be his boyfriend for a week?

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    28 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 51

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    “Seriously, dude. My boyfriend’s gonna kick your ass if you don’t fuck off.”

    Boyfriend.

    “Oh, yeah?” Megumi asks, unable to resist the opportunity unfolding so perfectly before him. He leans in so his breath ghosts against the shell of Yuuji’s ear, letting his grin bleed fully into his voice with honeyed warmth. “Is he strong?”

    “Yeah, very,” Yuuji snaps. “And he just went to the bathroom, so you–” The words cut off abruptly as recognition finally pierces the thick fog of alcohol; Megumi feels the precise instant it happens: the tension in Yuuji’s body shifts from being defensively rigid to something else – surprise laced with embarrassed heat and clear, flooding relief. He turns his head at last. “Megumi?”

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    or, the one where Yuuji gets a little too drunk and calls Megumi his boyfriend.

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    25 May 2026

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    Megumi wants to see him, to study him, photograph him, paint him, and keep a mental image of Yuji forever.
    He wants to see what Yuji looks like when he cums. He wants to feel it. He needs to hear it. He needs to hear what other sounds he makes. He needs to know how desperate Yuji gets, if he’ll be soft or harsh with him. Megumi needs to know everything. He wants to, and he’ll find out.

    or: Megumi and Yuji start having seeeeeexxx

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    24 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    Sanji keeps biting Zoro. Zoro's losing his mind.

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    22 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 99

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    Zoro loves Sanji’s hands.
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    In a ridiculous plot to get the Cook to hold Zoro’s hand, the swordsman intentionally gets lost. He’s a little puzzled by the fact that even when he’s lost, he always finds his way back to Sanji.

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    22 Mar 2026