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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    “Shane Hollander. Canadian intelligence, one of only three confirmed members of the 0 program, licensed to kill and by all reports incredibly good at it. He is by all means the perfect target.”

    Ilya Rozanov has been given a simple task, convince Shane Hollander, Canada’s Agent 024, to fall in love with him, and then kill him. What could possibly go wrong?

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    20 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    "Name your price, Roz."

    "You both can't be serious," Marleau said, pulling himself out of the pool and standing between them.

    "Your car."

    He was pleased to see Kent's smile drop as he glared down at Ilya.

    After a while, he finally said, "Fine. But you gotta get that fucking nerd to be your date for Winter Formal. And slow dance with him to one full song."

    "I swear to fucking God, Kent. Leave Shane the fuck alone."

    Kent laughed unkindly. "Calm down, Marleau. It's just a bet. Why do you even care about the loser?"

    Ilya stepped in between them because Marleau looked like he might throw a punch any minute now. Why did he care so much about Shane Hollander?

    "Because I'm a decent human being and you're a fucking piece of a shit," Marleau said.

    Kent chose to ignore him and turned back to Ilya. "What do I get if I win?"

    Ilya raised an eyebrow. "Why do you think I will lose?"

    He laughed again. "Like I said. That kid's got a stick up his ass, Roz." After a moment, he said, "If I win," he paused, "I get your captaincy."

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    11 May 2026

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    “You and Haasy are basically locked in.”

    “We are not locked in,” Logan hisses. “It’s not like that.”

    “Sure, bud,” Marty says. “And I play for Montreal.”

    or, Logan LaPointe is trying very, very hard not to fall in love with his teammate, Luca Haas. He is failing.

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    21 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 89

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    Luca Haas never really paid attention to figure skating. But when the Stars on Ice tour makes its stop in Ottawa, Luca suddenly knows everything about Men's Single Skating. Will self-doubt consume him, or will something bloom between Luca and a young Canadian champion skater?

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    26 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 98

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    Shane’s throat went dry. “I—uh—sir—”
    And before Shane knew what was happening, Ilya had thrown him onto the bed and had his arms pinned above his head.

    “You can’t treat the staff like this sir” Shane said exasperated

    “I think I know how the staff likes to be treated after last night.” Ilya grinned.

    Or
    Shane Hollander, a rising junior at Boston University, signs on for a summer job as stew aboard a luxury yacht for beer money and a bit of fun before joining the real world. On a night out between charters, Shane meets a mystery man and makes a series of drunken, lewd promises expecting to slip away at the end of the night like a foul-mouthed cinderella.
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    Ilya Rosanov, captain of the newly crowned Stanley Cup winning Boston Raider, treats his teammates to a week long booze cruise on a luxury full service yacht. The night before they are set to embark, Ilya meets an very cute, very forward 20 year old at the bar. Words are said. Offers extended. Promises made.

    Clock strikes midnight.
    Somebody throws up on the bouncer’s shoes
    And Shane Hollender-ella is swept away into the night

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    A Hollanov Below Deck AU

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    17 Feb 2026