rmonochild



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Between the two of us, I think you have more homicidal tendencies,” Neil whispered.

    “You've got the hair and eyes. Wouldn’t even have to wear that awful wig.” Andrew conveniently glossed over the cartoonish fake scars on the model’s face. After a long moment, he turned to face Neil properly. “I can be Tiffany,” Andrew suggested, tone too measured for it to be a throwaway.

    Neil had no idea who that was. The main protagonist maybe, who saved the world from the doll's crimes? But Neil couldn’t remember there being any Tiffanys in the movie they watched. He wracked his brain for what else Andrew could be referencing. “Like Tiffany’s Breakfast?” Neil tried, unsure.

    “Tiffany Valentine,” Andrew explained, not quite meeting his eyes, and then, “Chucky's bride.”

    Oh.

    Neil and Andrew dress up as Chucky and Tiffany for Halloween and have some realisations.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    474
    Bookmarks:
    124
    Hits:
    6,290

    19 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Ilya posts a casual video of himself covered in a necklace of hickeys given to him by his beautiful, freaky boyfriend. In an unfortunate turn of events, girls all over the world join forces to share the details and video evidence of their own sexual exploits with Russia’s pass-around party boy. Shane is not at all consumed by jealousy and absolutely does not fall into a spiral of competitive obsession over these events.

    Or, 5 times Shane tries to be as good as every girl that Ilya’s ever been with, + 1 time Ilya shows him that he has always been better.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,234
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    325
    Kudos:
    6,835
    Bookmarks:
    1,849
    Hits:
    83,525

    22 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    After Shane films an obscenely slutty advertisement for a sports drink company, the whole goddamn world decides he’s their new favorite sex symbol. Ilya reacts perfectly normally to this latest development.

    Or, 5 times Ilya is consumed with jealousy over his own fucking boyfriend + 1 time Shane shows him who he really belongs to.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,711
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    397
    Kudos:
    13,180
    Bookmarks:
    3,331
    Hits:
    147,117

    21 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    While trying to write to his friend studying abroad in Moscow, Shane Hollander accidentally reaches Ilya Rozanov.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,660
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9,168
    Kudos:
    45,904
    Bookmarks:
    12,631
    Hits:
    676,092

    03 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Ilya thinks he plays hockey. Why else would he be in Canada? Why would he befriend a hockey star, Shane Hollander? Ilya must be an MLH hockey player. And a good one, too, if he's still in Canada, some ten years after being drafted. He guesses Shane is his teammate, they are friends, close friends probably, and Yuna loves him so much that he is like a second son. She cried at his hospital bed and everything. He has a family here, in Canada. Ilya Rozanov, at twenty-eight, is a very lucky man.

    Or: Ilya wakes up to find out that all his dreams came true.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,251
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    584
    Kudos:
    3,608
    Bookmarks:
    805
    Hits:
    26,381

    14 Mar 2026