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    AITA? by

    Fandoms: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Marvel  

    05 Oct 2025

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    Fed up with bad dates and even less satisfying sex afterwards, you’ve taken to running out the batteries on your vibrator and shoving the hopeless romantic inside of you into a box of shame until it stops getting you into shitty situations. You’re just about ready to throw in the towel and commit yourself to a lifetime of finding out what exactly being a ‘spinster’ and excessive cat-ownership entails when—because things can somehow still get worse—your brooding, man-of-few-words neighbor decides to tell you that he can hear how awful your love life is because you share a bedroom wall with him.

    At least he proposes a solution. In the end, turns out you didn’t have to go far to get what you needed after all.

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    15 Nov 2025

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    The Jotun & His Bride by

    Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Loki - Fandom, Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    29 Oct 2021

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    You’re the princess of Alfheim, promised to Loki, crowned prince of Jotunheim as part of a treaty between your peoples. Tonight is your wedding night and his massive Frost Giant dick scares you because you’re a dainty wee virgin elf princess.

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    Afraid of Heights by

    Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

    22 Feb 2021

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    “How’s Cap?”
    “He’s good, he’s on his way home,” she smiled as the room gave a little cheer, Sam reached back to high five Natasha “He asked if you can set up access to a new resident at level 2. He said you can leave him the key in your office because he will be landing in the early hours, he doesn’t want you to wait up.”
    “Sure, who’s he bringing back with him?” you asked, “Anyone we know?”
    “You’ve yet to meet Bucky,” she replied with a smirk
    “The Sergeant returns?” Loki quipped an eyebrow
    “Who the hell is Bucky?” you asked, Sam guffawed against your chest
    “James Buchanan Barnes, he’s an old friend of Caps,” Nat smirked “like, first world war old.”

    You imagined a wizened old man hobbling along the corridors.

    “You remember the terrorist attack on the UN that lead Cap to Europe?” Nat explained, you nodded in recognition “that was Bucky.”

    “Jeez. How much trouble can a centenarian get into?” you asked. All 3 residents smirked in response.

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    21 Jan 2021