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Dirk asks his Bro when he first saw him as something other than his kid.
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Because I'm still salty about not getting this conversation in canon.
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After hearing his little brother talk dirty with one of his friends, Bro drinks himself stupid. Then gets fucked stupid.
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hey dave do you ever think about laying my neck down in one of those deli counter meat slicers and going to town on it like a salami by the meat machine (problemsloth) for cmdonovann
Fandoms: Homestuck
31 Dec 2022
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"So. Decapitation as a sexual activity."
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Bookmarked by rosedirk
05 Nov 2025
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hey dave do you ever think about laying my neck down in one of those deli counter meat slicers and going to town on it like a salami by the meat machine (problemsloth)
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Even though Dirk can't speak, there's more to what makes a person than words, and even though he may never understand what his friends say to him out loud, there are other ways to communicate.
Especially when it comes to Dave.

