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-This wasn’t supposed to be what love felt like. Love was supposed to feel like oranges and ice cream on beach sides and warm skin and big hands. 2AM love and smoking on street corners while the other man stood upwind, eating a slice of dodgy pizza. It was supposed to taste like student debt and ordering takeout on the sofas in the living room. Like dancing on that floor. Like starry nights and crackers.
The kind of love Louis seemed to be destined for tasted like dirty kitchen tiles, vomit, and unrequited longing.-It's been months since Louis moved out. Relationships hang by strings. Memories and mistakes scatter themselves like jigsaw. Louis sees his picture, but Harry's still trying to pick up the pieces.
Featuring bucketloads of miscommunication, angst, and unhealthy reminiscing.
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"Are those our cats?"
"No."
"Then what are they doing in your car?"
Harry shrugs. "Cats like me," is his explanation.
"I hate cats," Louis says.
Harry's jaw drops. "That's it. we're getting a divorce."
"That's what I've seen saying all along," Louis groans in relief.Or a crack-y fic in which Louis marries Harry by accident, Harry loves cats, Louis travels the world to make a cup of coffee, Liam just wants to be a good mailman, and Zayn and Niall are always along for the ride.
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Louis’ dare is simple: to find some sad little rich kid stupid enough to fall in love with him, and win him over by the end of the holiday. In every figurative sense. It’s a challenge that Louis is completely confident he can carry out. So when the perfect, pretty little Harry Styles crosses his path with a seemingly endless bank balance and a head full of romanticism, it looks like Louis has found his idiot.
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26 Mar 2017
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Louis comes to university looking for a drama degree and a purpose in life. He gets significantly more than he bargained for.
He’s got a secret stash of weed under the floorboards, his grades are going to shit and his mates keep getting pissed. There are secret passageways in the wardrobes and he really needs to get Niall a girlfriend. And most importantly, he can’t take his mind off the mysterious law student down the hall…
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24 Mar 2017
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What do you do when your best friend asks you and your (now) ex to be the best men at his destination wedding? You can either tell him the truth, tell him you’re not together anymore, and deal with the consequences, or you can pretend you’re still together and roll with it, just pray you don’t spiral. Fake it ‘til you make it. You know, for the sake of the wedding.
Harry and Louis choose the latter.
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20 Mar 2017
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There aren’t many things that make Harry Styles nervous. He’s spent the past couple of years on and off various stages, filled with screaming fans, all chanting his name, loud and adoring. He’s done countless interviews, some even on live, national television, never faltering over his words, answers meticulously planned out, smooth and steady. He’s signed countless autographs, taken just as many photos, and even when he sat in his label’s studio, waiting to see how high up on the charts his single made it, he didn’t feel uneasy or uncomfortable. It’s all been unbelievably fun. No, there aren’t many things that make Harry Styles nervous.
Enter Louis Tomlinson.
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14 Mar 2017
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Be careful what you wish for.
College student Louis is behind the charity fundraising gig that propelled singer-songwriter Harry into stratospheric fame. But now Louis wishes he hadn’t fallen so hard for the clumsy idiot – especially since it’s clear Harry isn’t looking for someone like him. Meanwhile, Liam is a record company scout who wishes his crush wasn’t so obvious. Zayn wishes people would appreciate his artistic vision. Harry wishes he could remember how to breath. Niall wishes his friends would keep their clothes on around him
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26 Feb 2017