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  1. Public Bookmark 63

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    So it turns out endermen have tentacle dicks.

    How unfortunate for you.

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    25 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    All of a sudden, Tommy feels heavy. The axe he had raised over his head falls into the rivers stones with a crash, and he stumbles a little, barely able to keep himself standing. Dream's wide verdant eyes blink at Tommy from across the water and he feels like his armor is suddenly made of full blocks of iron, taking another step forward becoming an insurmountable task.

    "Fuck-" Dream gasps, panting as he stares at Tommy, shaking a little from the adrenaline, "Okay, yeah just- stay there."

    Or: Tommy gets a shower.

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    23 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    Change is inevitable and Tommy is tired.

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    23 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    Tommy kind of thought that he could avoid his feelings forever. He's gotten lots of practice, after all.

    It's going well until he smells something incredible on his walk back home. Something that he can't help but follow deep into the woods.

    Or, Tommy gets to understand Dream's perspective a little bit better.

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    22 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    Tommy blanches. “Dream. Dream– Dream–”
    “What?”
    “My dick.” He squeaks. “I can’t– I can’t feel my dick and balls. Dream–”
    Dream shoves his own hand into his pants. He stills, face blank.
    “Are we– did she turn us into…”
    “Women.” Dream says grimly.

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    The witches on the Dream SMP are fucking weird. Weirder than the lack of phantoms, the villagers that universally hate all of them, and whatever the fuck is going on with Bad and Skeppy.
    In every other world Tommy’s been to, witches will throw poison at you, or harming potions. In this world, they throw fucking moral lessons.
    Time for Bowspam to speedrun Respecting Women.... Right after they have some fun.

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    22 Jun 2026