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    “Did you guys make a baby?!” Usopp had screeched, a hand on his forehead, eyes bulged out in shock. “Sorry, but, what?! Pretty sure that’s not how a man’s body works!”

    Goddamn Vegapunk and his idea of a joke.

    Or: Zoro and Sanji and parenthood.

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    19 Jun 2025

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    ‘Sanji… you’ve always been a failure, but this… this is unforgiveable! You seduced such a pure man as him, to commit such a grave sin. God cannot forgive this easily, Sanji. You will have to work hard to earn it.’

    Sanji spent his teenage years going through hell to prove to his father that he was worthy of love. Worthy of redemption. To prove that he wasn't just some sinner. To prove he could change. The devil had twisted his mind. That must be the only reason he found other boys so attractive.

    All he has to do now is spend a year at some shitty religious boarding school in England. If he can get through the year without any more mistakes, he might be allowed to go back to Zeff.

    It's a shame that damn mossball in his sociology class has to go and ruin his plans.

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    29 May 2025

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    “As always, Chef Blackleg, your food is as remarkable as you are beautiful. Are you sure I can’t convince you to join me for my meal?”

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    14 May 2025

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    Once upon a December... Roronoa Zoro, left winger for the Mugiwara hockey team, meets figure skater Sanji at the rink and it's hate at first sight. Throw in an unfortunate Secret Santa assignment, and it's the perfect recipe for holiday hijinks on ice.

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    14 May 2025

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    “Your name means…three.”

    It’s not voiced as a question, but Sanji reads the why in his expression anyway.

    “You know what kind of people are named after numbers?”

    Zoro grunts, but says nothing. Sanji answers it for him. “Test subjects.”

    Sanji doesn’t exist.

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    13 May 2025