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    “Oh god, don’t tell me I’ve forgotten my own girlfriend or something.” Yuji grabs his own head in distress. “Please, please tell me she’s tall with a big butt.”

    “More like boyfriend.” Kugisaki scoffs before she can think better.

    Gojo scratches his chin. “At least he’s got one of those traits.”

    “Boyfriend?” Yuji drops his hands off his head and blinks helplessly at them all. “I have a boyfriend?”

    The answer is no. It would be a very easy thing to clear up. Kugisaki knows that’s what any decent person would do. But then she looks at Gojo. One corner of his mouth keeps twitching, ghosting the most conspiratorially wicked smile she’s ever seen. She presses her lips together, hiding her own evil grin. There was something in Yuji’s voice that caught her off guard. Something… hopeful.


    Yuji hits his head and while most of his memory remains intact, he's forgotten someone very important. A certain Fushiguro Megumi who he was definitely not dating before the concussion. Though, that small detail would never stop Kugisaki from spreading a little bit of false information in the pursuit of an incredible prank. Or it would have been an incredible prank if only things didn't get so... out of hand. 

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    19 Aug 2024

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    This isn’t going to work, Tami thinks. He takes a deep breath before taking Saker’s face between both hands.

    Then, with added steel in his voice, he says, “Saker, hey! I need you to concentrate-“

    It does the job, Saker looking at him now, brow furrowed with effort.

    “Saker, do- do Chiss have mating cycles?”

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    Tami helps Saker through his mating cycle, essentially signing up for a week-long sex marathon.

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    05 Mar 2024

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    “One large iced caramel macchiato with fifteen pumps of vanilla syrup, heavy whipping cream, light ice, and extra caramel drizzle, please,” he says, cheerfully. 

    You stare at him for a long moment. He stares back at you. Maybe. You don’t know because he’s wearing blindfolds.

    “There’s a Starbucks down the street,” you finally say.

    You are the co-owner of a small café in a small, eccentric district in Tokyo that is notorious for bizarre murders and supernatural occurrences.

    You think you’ve seen it all, but it turns out that nothing comes close to the man wearing a bad Kakashi cosplay who terrorizes you with his increasingly complicated and awful drink orders.

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    22 Oct 2023

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    "Greetings and salutations. Can you hear me?"

    One of the Meteia travels to a distant star and has a fated encounter with a crimson-cloaked traveler. A tale of love and peace and hope.

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    04 Jul 2023

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    Nai Saverem works a minimum wage service industry job at a fast food chain in the upper east quadrant of his hometown, July. It's usually unbearable, and the only saving grace of it all was his beloved baby brother (by three minutes, yes, he was counting) brightening up his day.

    Everything had been relatively fine up until the point when Nicholas D. Wolfwood, local public school teacher, and Nai's newest enemy number one, came stumbling into his and his brother's lives, and Nai couldn't quite be the same man he used to be anymore.

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    03 Jun 2023