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team spirit by schittyfic for HelluvaBoink
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Jun 2026
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It had started, innocently enough, with a hickey.
I: mmm good morning my shane
I: why angry face? looks very pretty on you 😘
S: You said it’d go down in a day or two. I have a game today, asshole
S: The guys are gonna see
I: and??
I: i would fuck you in front of whole locker room if you let me)))
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Or: during the year after the cottage, Shane and Ilya's mixed-up feelings about keeping their relationship a secret devolve into a very public fantasy.
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assist by schittyfic for Sirens_scales
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Apr 2026
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When Ilya answers, he’s greeted with a whimpered moan that goes straight to his head, leaving him reeling like he’s just thrown back another shot. His mouth drops open, the cigarette dangling stupidly from his lower lip for a second until he plucks it free with his other hand.
Holy fuck. He must be dreaming. But the rough breaths filtering into his ear are too real, tethering him tightly to the moment.
“Jane,” he murmurs, gleeful and shocked. “This is not like you.”
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Or: after Shane confesses that he can struggle to get off if he's too stressed, Ilya suggests he should just call him next time. He doesn't think Shane would ever be desperate enough to go through with it.
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"We should – in the shower, maybe? The water would cover up any…” Hollander clears his throat awkwardly. “Noises.”
Ilya stares at him. A thoroughly entertained grin spreads slowly across his face. “Noises,” he repeats.
Hollander opens his mouth, closes it again. His lips are so swollen. Ilya wants to bite them. “Well, do you want him to hear everything?”
“You think walls are made of paper?” Ilya asks incredulously.
“I’m just saying…”
Ilya’s voice drops into a low, teasing purr. “You are telling me you can’t control yourself, Hollander, is that it? Now that you don’t have cock in your mouth, you will be too loud. You are worried you cannot keep all those pretty moans to yourself?”
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Or: Shane's worried they'll be overheard in room 1221. He has a very sensible solution. Ilya has other ideas.
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What starts as a very judgemental conversation about Patrick's lunch choices, turns into an unexpected development in Patrick's relationship with his new business partner.
Written for the prompt: "I can't believe we're friends sometimes."
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Several years into married life, Patrick encourages a budding passion of David's - with a healthy dose of teasing on the side.
For the prompt: "I can't believe you talked me into this."
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Condomless in the Creek by Deenerann, DelilahMcMuffin, EggplantSalad, Elswherefumbling, Januarium, Lisamc21, midnightstreet, reginahalliwell, rockinhamburger, schittyfic, SparklesMagicLightLove, unfolded73, yourbuttervoicedbeau (kiwiana)
Fandom Schitt's Creek
04 Jan 2021
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Welcome to the condomless in the creek collaborative series. Each work is an alternate take on a time that David and Patrick discuss their condom usage, or lack thereof. They do not exist in the same timeline and are not necessarily consistent with each other.
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Hinge by destielpasta
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Jun 2026
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Don’t talk and don’t come and stay where I put you when I need you, or I’ll find another hole to fuck, one that’s always ready for me, Ilya had said last night in Shane’s ear, making him shiver in anticipation.
Shane doesn’t have anywhere to go. He doesn’t have anywhere to be, other than right here, until Ilya needs him.
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Or, Shane Hollander experiences a day of free use.
Bookmarked by schittyfic
11 Jun 2026
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“I want to fuck you before my dick stops working.”
“You know that’s a possible side effect, right? We don’t know that’s gonna happen.”
“Mm. If I expect it I will not be disappointed.”
“If it does, we’ll figure something out. And—“
“A broken dick is better than a broken brain.”
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or; ilya takes medication and he can't come like he usually does so they try something new. also emotions and tenderness and love.
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04 Jun 2026
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Skin to Skin by hoko_onchi for St_Lispenard
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Dec 2025
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Ilya’s eyebrows raise. “This is a thing you want? For me to come inside you?”
“Yeah—yeah.” Shane clears his throat. “It’s hot. Isn’t it?”
“Can you not decide whether bare cock in your ass is hot?”
“Fuck you. See if I let you—”
Ilya takes Shane’s hand and presses a quiet kiss to his wrist, then the center of his palm. “You will let me.”
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Or: Shane asks Ilya to fuck him without a condom.
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03 Jun 2026
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Mr. Real Estate by Sirens_scales for HelluvaBoink
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jun 2026
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Mr. Rozanov came highly recommended. He was supposedly the best in the business, which is why Shane had hired him.
It didn’t hurt that he was insanely attractive, either. Shane doubted there was another real estate agent in Ottawa who could match Rozanov’s ability to fill out a button-down.
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Shane and Ilya engage in some CNC roleplay where Shane is buying a house and Ilya is his sexy real estate agent.
Bookmarked by schittyfic
03 Jun 2026
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"Stop asking me if it's okay. If I want it. You're always, like—whatever. I'm not one of your fucking girls, okay? If I don't like it, I'll stop you. I can make you stop."
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Bookmarked by schittyfic
17 May 2026