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Alastor stares, wide-eyed, not returning Vincent's angry gaze, but looking down at where Vincent's dirty hand grabbed at his shoulder, leaving a brown, muddy stain on his pristine white shirt.
Silence passes in between their frozen bodies, both of their feet stuck in the wet grass, unmoving. They both probably know what’s coming.
The very next second, they’re both on the ground, neither knowing who pushed the other first, but usually at this point, they don’t like asking questions. This is routine for them too.
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Vincent Whittman's job was supposed to be helping Alastor get rid of a body, but has instead decided to be petty and make their already fastidious job take longer to finish, delaying the mysterious plans Alastor has afterwards.In other words, Vincent humps Alastor's leg until he comes.
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Alastor Hartfelt should have been a memory. Having narrowly escaped a "hunting accident" in 1933, he has lived to see his "Golden Age" of radio rot. Now fifty-three, he watches with predatory disdain as television turns the human imagination into grey slush. He is a King without a kingdom, presiding over a studio that smells of stagnant humidity and impending obsolescence.
Into the sweltering pergatory walks Vincent Whittman, a weatherman with a polished smile and a hollow soul. Dispatched to New Orleans by executives who view him as a disposable "pretty boy," Vincent carries Alastor's death warrant: the corporate buyout papers that will shutter Alastor's radio station forever.
Unless, of course, they can work together and assist one another with getting what they want.
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Something is wrong with the Whittman boy; Alastor can see that the moment he sets eyes on him.
Driven by curiosity, Alastor toys with this peculiar creature, fascinated by the reactions he can draw from a boy both so like and unlike him. He doesn't yet know if he wants to teach him or ruin him, but either way, 13-year-old Vincent is a monster too intriguing to resist.
But it turns out there's more to this boy than it seems, and Alastor quickly finds himself in over his head and discovering things about himself he never expected. As the lines between mentorship and romance blur, Alastor begins to wonder if he'll regret taking on his too-eager apprentice.
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OR: A meandering relationship study with lots of porn and a problematic age gap, and a healthier relationship dynamic than you'd expect. (Don't get me wrong--they're still psychopaths and it's still unhealthy in a lot of ways, but they have genuine affection for each other and everyone's basically happy.)
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Transcript of Amir Talai's fanfic, written on Youtube livestream on 4/8/2026 as one of the funding goals of the fundraiser for the Lilith Fund. (I DID NOT WRITE THIS, ONLY TRANSCRIBED, AND POSTING FOR POSTERITY AND SHENANIGANARY.) If you're reading this before the end of May 2026, seek Amir's socials for the link to the fundraiser. Abortion is healthcare!
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L̶o̶v̶e̶?̶ Obsession, It's a Dangerous Thing by yaoicocaineaddict
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
26 Mar 2026
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Alastor was in over his head, not being able to end Vincent’s life after kidnapping him. Now he had to figure out what to do with the man tied up to a chair in his cabin. Probably his most hasty decision he’d ever made.
And now the police were sniffing around town, looking for the high-profile man from out of state, or whatever was left of him.
Alastor was not interested in letting Vincent go. And his captive didn’t really seem interested in escaping anyway.
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- Part 2 of Tales from Torture City