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The Care and Control of Magical Malfoys by scullymurphy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Dec 2025
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When nine year old Scorpius Malfoy interrupts Hermione Granger's Care & Control of Magical Creatures outreach seminar, he brings two things: a ruthless critique of her taxonomy and his very handsome, very single father. What follows is a holiday tale of unexpected connection, found family, and the surprising romantic potential of Kneazle genetics.
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The Prosecutor & The Potioneer: The Case of the Hidden Agent by scullymurphy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Aug 2025
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A serial killer is on the loose in magical Britain, targeting members of a shadowy society seeking to abolish the Statue of Secrecy. As bodies pile up, Head Prosecutor Hermione Granger struggles to crack the case—until renowned potioneer and sometime gentleman detective Draco Malfoy steps in.
Reluctantly teaming up to solve the mystery, Malfoy and Granger fight mutual mistrust and a tension that’s no longer strictly about old prejudices. As they navigate increasingly risky exploits, their professional partnership may spark into something more, although each is terrified of what that could mean. However the risk to their hearts pales in comparison to the real threat: the ruthless killer who has them both in the crosshairs.**The first in a planned series of noirish detective stories with Malfoy and Granger as crime-solving partners**
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Chaperone Chaos, Mistletoe Madness: A Yule Ball Tale by scullymurphy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Dec 2023
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Professors Malfoy and Granger hate each other. They're also chaperoning the Yule Ball, where Erotogenic Mistletoe makes a timely appearance.
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Hermione Granger is 27 years old when her life falls apart. Cheated-on, flatless, fed up with her job, she decides to change one thing she can--take a class and try for some career advancement. But change is never easy, especially when an old enemy is the catalyst.
And the class instructor.
"Just as the minute hand clicked over to the hour, the doorknob twisted and a figure slipped into the room. He was tall, a bit windblown. Hermione had a general impression of crisp cuffs and polished leather, and then a more specific one of the most beautiful grey coat—highlighting his shoulders and eyes, skimming to just the right place on his knife creased trousers.
His movements were precise and confident.
He was wearing the softest-looking gloves.
He was not Professor Belinda Rowle.
He was Draco bloody Malfoy."Series
- Part 2 of Friends in the City
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‘What the fuck are you doing?’ Hermione mouthed from behind Roger’s beefy shoulder. But Malfoy just smiled brilliantly and slid off his stool, clapping Roger on the back and gathering their coats. Hermione heard him say something about the airport and a cab ride.
Roger turned toward a small corridor, gesturing at them to follow. Malfoy went quickly, but Hermione hung back. What the bloody hell was he playing at? Did he really mean to crash somebody’s Christmas party?
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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01 Dec 2021
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"All her growth was the conveying of a corpse of hope."
(From 'The Rainbow', D.H. Lawrence)This is a story about coming into one's own, a meditation on the twilight of girlhood and the violence of crash-landing into womanhood. Follow Hermione as she navigates through the quagmire: Saving the world, getting top grades, falling in love, lust, and a whole lot of trouble, and comes out of it hopefully (at least) partially sane.
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- Part 1 of Here We Go Round The Prickly Pear
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Bookmarked by scullymurphy
07 Feb 2023
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Summer 2005
After Hermione’s post-eighth year plans implode, she takes a job at the Leaky Cauldron. It’s only temporary, she tells herself. Nearly six years in, acclaimed bartender Draco Malfoy gets hired and disrupts her routine.Winter 2006
Hermione returns to London after a year away and comes face-to-face with what she left behind.A dual timeline, restaurant coworkers Dramione in which Hermione is at loose ends and Draco’s job necessitates perpetually rolled-sleeves.
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14 Dec 2022
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Dramoine; OR, Drack Malofy, Second-Rate Detective by granger_danger for scullymurphy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jul 2021
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“Feeling kicky today,” said Drack Malofy to himself in the mirror, pulling on his high-waisted jorts.
It was, after all, Casual Friday.
He tucked in his color bloc polo and fastened his brown belt.
He put on his Oakley sunglasses and kissed his mother Narlene on the cheek on his way out.
Then, he climbed into his rusting jalopy and drove towards the Des Moines City Sheriff’s Department of the City of Des Moines, just as he had every weekday for the past ten years, and just as he would every weekday for the next ten years to come.
*An extremely silly and absurd crack fic based on a running joke about our own HP fandom typos*
Bookmarked by scullymurphy
09 Feb 2022
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interwoven by alpenglow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
19 Jul 2021
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It was an unmistakable sensation, like she was hovering her hand above the perfect Tarot card.
Bookmarked by scullymurphy
15 Sep 2021