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The young hero’s admiration for Mecha Man was well known around the office, but after putting a vending machine out of commission because it wasn’t dispensing the snack Robert wanted? You best believe Herman was gonna get that goddamn twinkie. Now it wasn't necessarily a secret Herman and Robert were hooking up, but they didn't exactly broadcast they were together either and Herman was totally fine with that. That is until someone decides to speak some type of way about the dispatcher.
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27 Jan 2026
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“You know, I never thought I would actually use someone’s head as a cush- ” Herm doesn’t even let him finish as he bites on a cheek, making Robert cut himself off with a yelp.
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Robert promises he will sit on Waterboy's face if they win. Waterboy makes sure he keeps his promise.Bookmarked by seenbylils
26 Jan 2026
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It's My Right to Be Hellish, I Still Get Jealous by Colorfullyminded, InkAndSmudge
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
23 Jan 2026
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But Robert knew no matter how much he wanted it, kindness wasn’t something he, or his stupid, broken down body, deserved.
He pulled away again, averting his eyes self-consciously whenever he remembered why he was really there tonight. The last thing he wanted was for Waterboy to see him like that. To see what the hero that he idolised was really like behind all the smoke and mirrors.
Herman’s smile fell at the same time as his lighter-coloured eyebrows rose, “D-don’t you want to dance-join in?” He glanced around the place where Robert was still leaning against the counter, “You’re all by your-alone.”
Not for long, if I’m lucky, Robert thought bitterly. The ache that had been building in his gut all day felt like a ravenous, gnawing hole now. It twisted something inside of him, made him feel sick and rotten and wrong. And a thousand miles away from the sweet-faced, wetsuit-wearing hero currently giving up his Saturday night to help keep a bunch of villains safe at a crappy metal night.
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25 Jan 2026
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Herman knew being a superhero would be stressful.
Scratch that. He knew having superpowers in general, whether you used them for good or for bad, was stressful.
Especially if your powers were anything more than a minor annoyance to the general population on a daily basis. (Which, leaking everywhere was.)
So really, it shouldn’t have come as so much of a surprise to Herman that a lot of his coworkers smoked on a daily basis.
Especially weed.
[another rob gets herman high watermech fic bc there aren't enough]
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24 Jan 2026
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In his sleep, Robert appears- for once in his life- like he’s not stressed to hell and back. The frown lines on his forehead are smooth and lax, and even the exhausted bruises that paint the skin below his eyes a sickly purple seem diminished in the soothing glow of Chad’s bedside lamp. He’s still scruffy and unfortunately clothed in that hideous uniform, but all that does is add to the reality of Robert being here, safe and comfortable in Chad’s bed.
Without even realizing he’s doing it, Chad reaches out and smooths his hand over the messy puff of Robert’s hair. The other man hums quietly and turns towards the warmth of his palm, and Chad flinches back like he’s somehow, impossibly, been burned. Robert’s face creases into that oh-so familiar frown as if Chad’s touch was wanted in the first place, and a spike of longing spears through him.
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23 Jan 2026