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    Vi gripped her vodka soda like it was the only thing tethering her to reality. Which, given the current state of things, it might have been.

    Three hours ago she'd been on set doing her own stunts because Dad insisted—"You're a Lanes, we do our own work"—even though she'd been awake for thirty-six hours straight and could barely tell left from right. Two hours ago she'd been in her trailer doing lines with some producer whose name she'd already forgotten, her hand too high on her thigh, her phone buzzing with angry texts from Dad that she'd ignored. One hour ago she'd popped two pills that were supposed to be Adderall but definitely weren't, washed them down with champagne in the back of an Uber, and told herself she'd just make a quick appearance before going home to crash.

    That was before she saw her.

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    Caitlyn's phone won't stop buzzing with notifications, and when she finally checks, she sees her ex-girlfriend—the one she's broken up with eight times—has posted a thirst trap on Instagram with #caitlyntakemeback in the caption.

    The problem? That ex is Vi Lanes, Hollywood's favorite disaster, and the photo has already gone viral.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    Vi and Caitlyn are married! But the thing is - they're not married to each other. Arranged hell vs loveless one. One dinner night they can't forget, and three years later, Vi's done with the secret affair... especially when complications are coming!

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    Toxic au

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    04 Dec 2025

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    "It is time to fulfill your duties as princess.”

    “Yes, Mother. You know I take my duties very seriously," Caitlyn said, hesitantly.

    “I am so pleased to hear you say that. As you know, tensions between Piltover and Zaun have been…high…and, while there is a peace treaty between us, nothing is assured.”

    Oh no. Oh no, no, no.

    “So, due to the potential for instability, and your commendable commitment to your kingdom, your father and I have decided that the fact that you are both unmarried and eligible is quite fortuitous.”

    Caitlyn’s eyes widened a fraction farther, and she could not contain her whispered, “No” as her stomach dropped to her toes and her chest constricted like she had just been thrown from her horse.

    “Three days hence, you will marry the eldest child of the Hound of the Underground, and your union will fully secure the peace between our two nations.”

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    The arranged marriage AU: Caitlyn is princess of Piltover, Vi is nobility in Zaun, and they marry to secure the peace.

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    03 Dec 2025