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    The music cut. There was a moment of deep, profound silence as Todoroki’s biscuits appeared on television. He would be responsible for the trauma of millions.

    “I- erm,” Paul said, and then paused. Opened his mouth. Closed it again. Todoroki rode through the silence, unfazed.

    “Oh, god,” Midoriya whispered, hiding his mouth behind his palm.

    “This is… inedible,” Paul told Todoroki, staring at the monstrosity in horror.

    Todoroki did not reply.

    Mary leaned forward, her fork held in front of her like a shield. “I… honestly, dear, I can’t tell if it’s burnt or underbaked. Did you… did you even put it in the oven?”

    “Yeah,” said Todoroki. He pushed his heels together and then back out again a few times in quick succession. It was simply too bizarre for Mary, who set down her fork and backed away.

    Paul bravely stuck his fork into the block and tried to dig up a spoonful. The utensil got stuck. He seemed too shocked to speak. From his worktable, Bakugou scream-cackled.

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    Class 1-A appears on a special of the Great British Bake-Off. Property damage ensues.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    "Midoriya Izuku just sort of assumed that everyone else got kidnapped at least once a year, and his once-or-twice-a-month ordeals were just a little bit more than normal."

    Bakugou gets kidnapped, and Izuku is surprised that nobody else knows what to do. It's a normal childhood occurrence, right?
    Translation in Russian by Mortirti!

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    12 Jan 2026

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    What do you need me to do?
    Survive, he growls, and the end must really be close now, because she swears she hears his voice echo in the space around her.
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    Post ME3 Shakarian fix-it. The Normandy is stranded without comms, the Reapers are destroyed, and Shepard is alive but with no way to make contact. Because I just finished LE and I have a lot of Big Feelings to work through.

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    11 Sep 2025

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    You hear a lot of names in the streets. If you’re smart, you remember them.

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    01 Aug 2025

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    Katsuki has an imaginary childhood friend who has horns, claws, and a spiked tail. Or, well, he’s eventually convinced he was imaginary, because Deku doesn’t show up again for ten whole years. And then, just as he almost believed he was back, the little shit was gone for yet another ten years.

    At least, until Katsuki makes the mistake of cutting his thumb over his dinner one night.

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    14 May 2025