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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    “Maybe I am a psychopath. Maybe I am a stalker. Maybe I am crazy. But you are nothing but a pathetic fag, Shane Hollander. No one will miss you. Not even Ilya.”

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    Post tuna melt scene, Shane eventually realizes he’s gay all on his own. There’s only one problem. His rebound relationship isn’t kind and supportive. Rose Landry is a psychopath with enough money and fame to have the world her way. She’s not afraid to use drugs, arson, zip ties, and other methods to always get whatever and whoever she wants. This includes trying and planning to marry Shane in under a year.

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    04 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 86

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    While enjoying a night out at The Kingfisher, Ilya is sporting some very concerning bruises. After drunkenly revealing to Scott that Jane is Shane Hollander, Scott takes it upon himself to give Shane the Shovel Talk.

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    Scott thinks Shane is abusing Ilya, so he ropes Carter Vaughn and Eric Bennet into kidnapping Shane and threatening to kill him.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    “You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.

    “I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”

    He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.

    When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.

    (the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)

    (or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)

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    03 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 68

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    “If I tell you this, I need to know that you won’t tell anyone. Not even David. Especially not David,” she says sharply before poking him in the thigh. “No pillow talk or-or secret sharing. I know you two have this whole ‘til death do us part’ thing going on, but even Death has a few things she doesn’t tell anyone, I’m sure.” 

    “Alexis - ” he says, because he truly has no idea how to respond to that. Except to say, “I won’t tell David.”

    Or, Alexis comes to Patrick for advice, which he is not remotely prepared to give.

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    29 May 2026

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    David meant to ask if something was wrong but what came out of his mouth instead was, “Umm, you look dreadful.”

     

     

    “Thanks, David.”

     

    “Is there a catastrophe with the spreadsheet or—?” David trailed off, waiting for Patrick to respond.

     

    “David, I just don’t feel well,” Patrick finally answered, his voice thin and drawn. “I am alright.”

     

    His pursed lips turned into a deep frown as he pushed off the door jamb and moved closer to Patrick. His voice had taken on a distinctly bitchy tone as he pointed out, “Umm, not feeling well and being alright are too very different things.”

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    29 May 2026