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*Oneshot now turned twoshot. Part 2 up!
Alastor likes to play a game every rut cycle. He’ll go to a bar and scout out potential partners. He doesn’t actually plan on having sex with any of them and never does. But he finds the chase exciting. He likes to get their hopes up and then dash them.
This rut cycle, his mark is a new demon whose strange box head fascinates Alastor. Then the demon tells Alastor he also has two penises.
Intrigued, Alastor asks to take a peek.
Shameless smut written for bottom Alastor week on Twitter, prompt “Rut/ Dirty Talk.” Alastor has deer traits and is in a rut. Vox has two shark dicks (including the spines.)
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Alastor doesn’t pull his hand away, in spite of how he’d very much like to.
Typically—this is a game reserved for a disgusting pig of a white man that he’s been stalking for a few weeks now, at the bare minimum. Perhaps a few months, even. He’s not certain this one qualifies yet to be on the main list, but he does tick all of the preliminary boxes. He’d make for terrible prey, though, Alastor sadly notes. A high profile white man from New York that has come down to specifically chase after him? No, no, that won’t do. He can’t kill this man. It would fall back onto him immediately.
Buuuut, he is still having a bit of fun, laying out a few honey traps here and there, for whatever reason. Just in case.
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1930s Human AU. Newscastor (and CBS Executive) Vincent goes to New Orleans to scout some new talent. He gets a lot more than either of them bargain for in a particular small-time radio host.
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31 Mar 2026
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Of all the demons who could have possibly inherited his contract. Why did it have to be Vox? The pompous, obnoxious, desperate television demon who had been oh so obsessed with him for ages. And Vox would never let him go. Not now that he had him. What he’d wanted for so long now, always just out of his reach. No, nothing could persuade him to give him up.
Vox gets ahold of Alastor's soul, and he intends to take full advantage of his new acquisition. Unfortunately, his feelings for the man make everything a bit more complicated. But Alastor might just come to realize that Vox owning his soul isn't actually the worst thing.
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26 Mar 2026
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“It's been a long time, is all. I couldn't resist gracing you with my presence.” The flourish is charming as ever but Alastor’s swallow looks painful. “I'd prefer a tad less strangling, but,” A hint of cruel mischief dances in his smile, “we both know how I make you emotional.”
It’s an old dance. They wield their past like weapons, knowing precisely how to hurt each other.
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A midnight visit after seven long years. Alastor and Vox confront their past and wrestle with their inability to trust each other. A dual character study of sorts, taking place over the course of one night.
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Alastor had the voice of an angel. That's what everyone said before they saw him. It was easy, on the radio, to sing and talk his heart out without the look. The look that people gave him. Usually, it was the white folk. In the booth, they'd look at him with disdain and resentment. How tormenting it must be, to their feeble minds, to be doing work to support a mixed-Creole man with brown skin. Other times, it was other black folk. His skin was too dark to be welcomed by the white man, and too light to be accepted by his own community.
So he found his comfort behind a microphone. Where no one could see him, and everyone would listen.
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Or: An AU where the characters of Hazbin Hotel lived in 1930s New Orleans. Alastor is a singer/entertainer busting his ass off to make himself known. He comes to meet a young, lively man that goes by Vox. An entertainer, too, at least he says he is. Vox has many, many ideas that involved Alastor. Many that Alastor does not take kindly too, or, at least he says he doesn't.----
Author's note: Many, many 1930s music will be mentioned in this fic :) it will be a semi-slow burn. I'm obsessed with S2E4, can you tell?- Language:
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