sheimi
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switching religions by sheimi
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
11 Jul 2024
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When a horrific demon suddenly invades Uraume’s life, they have to decide how much of their humanity they want to keep.
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Cioccolata and Secco go to Target by sheimi
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
19 Jun 2019
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Oh, dear! It appears Cioccolata has run out of sweet treats to give to his disgusting pet, Secco! Looks like it’s time to run to the store...
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After a failed assassination attempt leaves a banker in Zandik’s care, he discovers that “professional interest” becomes significantly harder to maintain when the patient is beautiful, philosophically radical, and keeps touching his face under anaesthesia.
Or, after being betrayed and sold off, Feofan ends up in Zandik’s laboratory, where hatred of the gods proves to be an unexpectedly intimate thing to have in common.
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27 May 2026
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How to Seduce a Fae 101: Tips & Tricks by lucky_orange
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Mar 2026
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“Right. So, uh, how much are you asking for this thing? This book of yours.”
Dori leans back in, her grin widening to reveal sharp teeth. “Oh, I thought you’d never ask, Grandmaster!” she purrs, each word as sweet as honey taken straight from the comb. “Why, it’s only fifty thousand mora.”
Varka doesn’t quite choke on his own saliva, but it’s a close thing. “Fifty what now?”
“Oh, don’t be like that,” Dori scolds with a shake of her head. “Anyone else would be asking for much more – it’s not every day you stumble upon a book this old and this useful too! A guide to courting for, ah, individuals specific to Nod-Krai and Snezhnaya? It’s practically a trove of information, Sir Varka! Really now, it’s only because you’re my most loyal, most esteemed, most valuable customer that I can afford naming such a low price.”
Or: Varka gets swindled into buying a Fae courting guide, written by a human for other humans. He's also forced to come to terms with his own feelings regarding a certain Lightkeeper (who might or might not be Fae). Shenanigans ensue as he attempts to follow this dubious yet somehow effective guide to the very end.
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- Part 1 of The Fae Guides
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06 Mar 2026
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A young dragon is offered as a gift to the newly appointed Duke of Meropide.
Wriothesley hasn’t the faintest idea of how attached he’d become to Neuvillette either.
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- Part 1 of Wriolette
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- 8/8
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20 Feb 2026
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Mystery Work
Part of The Exile's Shadow
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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06 Feb 2026
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[Childe]: hate to be the bearer of bad news my dude but u have the wrong number
It’s late enough that Childe doesn’t expect an answer until the morning, so he’s leaning over to put his phone away when three little dots appear at the bottom of his messages.
[Unknown Number]: Ah, apologies. I was intending to text my wife.
Childe squints at his screen. Wouldn’t the dude know their wife’s phone number? Childe’s about to respond when those dots reappear, another reply cycling.
[Unknown Number]: She passed away quite some time ago, and this was her number. I text it every year, but it seems as though there is finally someone on the other end. It wasn’t my intention to bother you, so, again, apologies.
Well, that took a turn.
While on an ad campaign in Liyue, an aging model named Childe gets a text message from a widower, wishing his dead wife a happy holiday. Lonely himself, Childe strikes up a conversation--will it lead to love?
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29 Dec 2025