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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    Porsche has two men in his life that he craves in different ways. He met one of them in a pricey, gaudy BDSM club and the other during a world history-themed pub quiz. Both men are wildly different from each other, but would do anything in their power to keep Porsche sated and happy. It’s a strange relationship they’ve got going, but they make it work.

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  2. Public Bookmark 58

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    Team meets Wan for the first time after nearly fainting from heat exhaustion, and Win has to deal with the fallout of both these things because the universe likes to test his resourcefulness from time to time.

    “Hello, youth,” Wan says. He ducks his head and shouts through the windshield, “How’re you feeling, Nong Team?”

    There’s no reason for Wan to be here, but Wan never deals in reasons if it doesn’t suit him in the moment. He goes where he wants, causes the trouble he pleases, and swans away without remorse for the carnage he’s left in his wake. This is the third time he’s showed up at Win’s university with mischief in his eyes, and it probably won’t be the last, so Win just sighs.

    “What do you want?”

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    26 Oct 2023

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    This isn't the worst thing that's ever happened to Tony, but it's in the top five.

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    20 Feb 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 42

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    Tony catches the eye of a man-killing goddess, but Natasha wants Tony at her side for good.

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    16 Dec 2018

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    Steve hates Team Game Night.

    It’s a team building exercise that rose out of hell to torment him for however long he decides to stay on this Earth, and he hates it.

    And unfortunately for him, he’s the one who came up with it, after a miserable number of Google searches as to what would constitute a good way to instil cohesion and comradery in a group of people (and aliens) who give diverse a new meaning, and put it out there for the team, so if he turns around and declares it’s a stupid idea, well, they (and he means Clint and Tony, mostly) will never let him hear the end of it.

    Thankfully, board games have been officially banned, after the Great Monopoly Disaster of Three Months Ago, when Natasha landed on one of Tony’s hotels and forked up thousands of dollars to Tony’s shit-eating grin and nice doing business with you, Romanoff, jumped to her feet, started swearing loudly in Russian, capsized the enter table before storming out.

    But as for the reason why Steve hates Team Game Night, well, it all starts with Never Have I Ever.

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    16 Dec 2018