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blood on the freesia stalks by zillazumi
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
23 May 2026
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There are men turning up dead in the woods, and Chief of Police Charlie Swan has a job to do—figure out what, or who, left the poor bastards torn up as they are. Chief of Police Charlie Swan is too old for this mess. Too old and too sick of this shit to pretend Forks is just a sleepy old rural town anymore. Between the gruesome corpses and the quiet, unsettling doctor Cullen who shows up like a statue in pressed slacks, lying through his teeth, Charlie’s got more questions than answers—and no one seems too keen on giving him either.
Charlie’s trying not to notice how his breath catches when the doc gets too close. He’s also trying not to notice how the bodies keep piling up, unsolved. Neither effort is going particularly well.
And if one more person tells him it was a bear, he’s going to shoot something. Probably not a bear.
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03 Jun 2026
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A Better Half by Azuoops
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
29 Jul 2025
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This is a COMIC! No writing will be included! Updates often by page on my bluesky. Part two is in the works!
A Hextech experiment busts the fabric between dimensions, sending Jayce Talis into a world where Viktor reigns as the cold, calculating Machine Herald. At the same moment, Jayce Giopara, a arrogant jerk, finds himself face to face with a painfully human Viktor. Tensions run high across both worlds, but curiosity runs hotter. Neither Viktor can resist the chance to dissect the Jayce before them, and neither Jayce is quite ready for what it means to be seen so differently.
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25 May 2026
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“I have to pee.”
Viktor laughs, sharp and loud only once, before he remembers his manners and tries (mostly fails) to stifle the rest of it behind his fist through broken chortles.
“Viktor, I’m dead fucking serious. I have about three minutes before I piss myself.”
The firm tone of Jayce’s voice quickly sobers him.
“Jayce, darling, I cannot make the traffic move any faster. Here—”
Viktor reaches blindly behind his seat for a stray twenty-four ounce take-out cup he knows he threw back there a couple of days ago. Empty, of course.
He holds it out towards Jayce in the passenger seat. A olive branch, of sorts.
“V, I’m not pissing in a fucking cup.”
“We’re twenty-five minutes away from home without the traffic. Either you hold it approximately another hour until we’re back—” Viktor gestures at his phone currently propped in its holder, displaying the estimated time of arrival. “You piss your pants, or you piss in the cup.”
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When an unfortunate incident pushes Viktor’s secret fetish to the forefront of his mind, he struggles to get it contained again. Luckily, Jayce doesn’t let him keep it bottled for long.
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- Part 1 of The Watersports Anthology
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Pros: Robert has his shit together, for real this time. Mattress on a real bedframe, check. Therapist regularly visited, check. Outings with friends a few times a week, check.
Cons: Robert is hornier than he’s ever been in his life.
Well, he’s a problem solver. And this problem can be solved with a night at the club and some stranger in his bed. And that stranger turns out to be… Flambae?Series
- Part 3 of An Anonymous Flambert Fic Collection
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24 May 2026
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"I don't…" Robert trails off for a moment, seemingly grimacing at something in his head, "…do shows."
Chad snickers. Watching Robert fight for his life is entertaining enough to ward off the drowsiness.
Courtney materializes into sight wearing a wide grin on her face.
"Yes he does."
Robert gives Flambae a lap dance while Flambae fights for his life. That's pretty much it.
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24 May 2026