shmellotune
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Stick it and grip it (and click it like a picture) by shmellotune
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
09 Mar 2025
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The kitchen was on fire.
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Lay all your love on me by shmellotune
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
10 Jul 2024
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The deafening sound of bells clanging together pierces the calm of the night. Ashe yelps, startling so hard he accidentally pulls Annette’s hair from how he was carding his fingers through it in post-coital bliss, and Annette herself startles so badly she nearly falls of the bed entirely-- also not helping with the hair-pulling thing.
“Ow, Ashe! What’s going on?” She cries, her words a little slurred. They’d gone a bit long and a bit hard earlier that evening, and she’s not quite recovered.
“No idea,” he replies, breathless. His heart feels like it’s about to drop out of his chest. He frantically reaches around the side of the bed and pulls up a tangled mess of clothes. He unloops one shirt and throws Annette the other. It hits her in the face.
“Ashe!!”
“Sorry, sorry!” Another horrifically loud bout of ringing sounds out, and Ashe pauses tugging his boots on. He listens for a moment. “I think it might be that new fire alarm system Dimitri had installed the other week.”
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Will wakes up one night with something inside of him.
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I don't miss the feeling (of being alone) by shmellotune
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
05 Jan 2023
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The problem with being friends with someone for such a long time, approximately eight billion years, and going through the apocalypse with them to boot, is that you may start to develop a tiny, itty-bitty, eensy-weensy little crush on them. And that wouldn’t even be too bad, no, Lucas could live with that.
The problem is that Lucas had to go and do it two more times.
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But the people see him, a man and a woman. The woman is very short. Her hair curls around her shoulders and her face is full of lines but she's so nice looking he doesn't even hesitate going up to her.
The man is harder. His eyes squint at him. He feels like the man doesn't like him so much but the woman keeps petting him and scratching that one spot he can't reach so he forgets about the man and doesnt even struggle when he feels something click around his neck.
They bring him inside.
Recent series
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O' Rock of Ages by shmellotune
Fandom The Old Guard (Comics), The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
01 Apr 2022
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disjointed series of omega joe and omega nicky through the ages
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While there were many downsides to being an unmarried lass in the Shire, at least back home Bilbo would never have been accused of fathering the child of a dwarven prince. Of course, she can't tell the truth, because Kíli's actual lover isn't exactly likely to gain Thorin's favor - not that anyone else seems to care what she has in her trousers.
Now she just has to survive jealous dwarves and embarrassing discussions until either Tauriel returns to the mountain or Thorin gets over himself. Or herself, Bilbo hasn't exactly asked yet.
Now what's an honorable hobbit lass to do? And where do you find one around here?
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01 Jun 2026
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All the Comforts of Home by onwardorange
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
07 Apr 2023
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After the conclusion of The Battle of Five Armies, Thorin decides he wants Bilbo to stay in Erebor. (Preferably forever.)
Does he tell Bilbo this?
Well—no. At least, not in so many words.
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27 May 2026
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sour(dough) secrets by synonymsforsaid
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
06 Mar 2026
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Bilbo Baggins, esteemed bachelor of the Shire, is less than pleased at many things during the start of his quest to slay a dragon with the joyous company of thirteen Dwarves and a particularly meddlesome Wizard. But, above all, he especially loathes the food --- in particular, the bread. Which is why he brought his very own sourdough starter to feed along the journey, leading him to secretly scurrying off into the night to grow it (for Dwarves, as they are, would most definitely make fun of him).
And as nosy as they were, two Dwarven princes can't help but follow Bilbo one night to see what on earth he was doing, bringing them to a grave, completely avoidable misunderstanding that has the Company of Thorin Oakenshield scrambling to rid their new burglar of his...'destructive habits'.
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16 May 2026
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I've Grown a Hedge Around My Heart by pibroch (littleblackdog)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
26 May 2014
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"Thorin was the essence of so many Buckland oddities, distilled into one misfortunate young hobbit, much to his infinite embarrassment.
Built like a stork, his father had said once, in an example of Thrain Brandybuck’s usual tactless humour. All beak and legs."
Thorin Brandybuck, just recently come of age, still lives in his family’s smial in Buckland, with his parents and two younger siblings. Thorin is an odd duck amongst his relations and neighbours-- unsociable, grumpy, shy, and awkward. And beyond that, he looks rather strange even for a Bucklander, strongly favouring the thick, dark haired build of his Stoorish blood.
It defies all sense and reason why Bilbo Baggins, an exemplar of all the respectable traits Thorin lacked, would ever desire a friendship with him.
Bilbo, as Thorin discovers, is not always as sensible as he appears.
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14 May 2026
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fili and thorin are both patheticly in love
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13 May 2026