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    Kyle had a breakdown. It wasn’t poetic. It was messy and impulsive and full of shame.

    He calls Cartman after. He doesn’t know why. But Cartman answers, even though they haven’t spoken in years. Without asking questions, Cartman drives through the night to get him.

    Some things never change.

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    28 Aug 2025

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    It was one thing to suddenly learn that you had a sugar daddy, and a whole other to realise you’ve been in love with him for more than a year. But Aziraphale couldn’t be blamed for it, exactly. He’d had other worries on his mind. But with this new epiphany came another question that now had to be addressed: If Crowley was his sugar daddy, why on earth weren’t they having sex?

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    10 Aug 2025

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    In which a lonely bookshop owner, and a lonely sleep paralysis demon fall in love, and try to make it work, in the brief snatches of time they can be together.

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    10 Aug 2025

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    Crowley is an escort. He's been doing it for several years now, and he thinks he knows what to expect. But after meeting one particular bookshop owner, he isn't so sure. Aziraphale is so different from his normal clients. He opens up something in Crowley he had thought long since buried, and threatens the carefully constructed walls that have long stood guard around his heart.

    Aziraphale is... lonely. He is tired of being alone. But he has been hurt too many times in the past to even consider dating again. So, he comes up with the perfect plan. A relationship without real feelings. If only it were ever that easy.

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    06 Aug 2025

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    Nobody would suspect that Aziraphale, reluctant Principality and fidgety Guardian of the Eastern Gate of Eden, would have a tryst with a demon.
    This is a good thing. It means they’re less likely to get caught.
    “You’re about to say yes, angel,” murmurs the serpent behind him, hot breath against the shell of his ear and hands lost inside Aziraphale’s mint-green silk robe. “I can feel it.” 

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    In which Crowley and Aziraphale have been sleeping together since Eden and somehow still manage to pine after each other for six thousand years.

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    04 Aug 2025