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    “Bullshit. Maddox is the only correct choice. Did you see her suit in the new Y-men movie? I almost popped a boner in the theater.”

    “Miitka, didn’t know you liked picking through Rozanov’s leftovers.”

    “The fuck does Rozanov have to do with this?”

    “Oh yeah,” the rookie chimed in. “Didn’t she say something about Rozanov on Jimmy Fallon?”

    “Rozanov?” Shane’s voice cut in.

    The conversation about the hottest actresses hadn’t interested him in the slightest. But hearing the name of his archenemy? That got his attention immediately.

    “Holzy has Pavlov’s dog reflexes,” JJ cackled.

    “What did Rozanov do?” Shane asked, frowning.

    “Relax, Cap. It’s just another tale of Russia’s Greatest Love Machine doing his thing. This motherfucker.” Comeau said, already opening Twitter.

    // OR Shane getting jealous over an actress who confessed on national TV that Rozanov is her celebrity crush.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    “I told you. Hollander and I, we are in love. He is my hockey player.” Ilya wiggled his eyebrows at the joke, but couldn’t keep himself from watching Scott Hunter.
    “Sure, Roz. You and Hollander are in love, want to get married, spend the rest of your lives playing hockey together.” When Ilya didn’t immediately reply to that very accurate statement, Hunter continued: “If you two are in love, I’m straight. That’s how likely that is.” He had laughed and skated away, though Ilya really hadn’t understood what was supposed to be funny about that.
    Standing alone on the ice, the crowd slowly filing out of the rink, Ilya was faced with a startling realization: telling people may be harder than he thought.
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    What if Shane gave Ilya permission to soft launch their relationship. Ilya is, of course, thrilled and immediately starts telling everyone around him. Problem is, no one believes him!

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    10 Mar 2026

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    Shane lifts one eyelid again to look at Rozanov. His eyes are red-rimmed. Like he’s been crying. “Why…why aren’t you in Boston?”

    Rozanov’s brow furrows. “Why would I be in Boston?”

    “You, you’re captain. Raiders. Boston.”

    The room is silent except for the beeping of monitors.

    In 2023, Shane takes a bad hit on the ice. When he wakes up, the last thing he remembers is a tuna melt.

    There’s a lot to get used to.

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    04 Mar 2026