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fools rush in but they're the only ones with guts by sidonay
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
27 May 2026
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“If some… some terrible bad guy took me away… would you come get me?” The same question just phrased in a completely different way. Surely that made more sense somehow. Kumail puts the beer mat down, folds his hands together, leaning forward slightly as if he’s realizing this is a conversation that wasn’t going to end quickly.
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Amongst the spam and reminders from his bank (also junk) Phil spots a message sent early that morning with the subject line: LOCAL GIRL LOOKING TO HAVE SOME FUNZ AND GAMEZ (NOT SEXUAL). He almost deletes it without reading further than that. Of course it was just his luck to have the only reply be from some bot or prankster but after staring at it for far too long he figures he might as well get a depressing chuckle and some new material out of this absolute mess.
Ania turns out to be very real and genuinely interested.
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They’re called Hedgehog and it’s not even close to the type of music Reece is interested in if Maisie’s description of it was anything to go by. She hadn’t had time to play him any of it or show Reece a picture of who he was meant to look for, just what they were like and that they were going to be at a place called the Crossroads at eight. They’re the only ones playing tonight, she had told him, they won’t be hard to miss.
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Reece hated dogs. Never could understand the appeal of some scruffy, hairy, smelly thing that demanded all of your attention, made you clean up after them and could ruin your life with their teeth if you so much as stepped on their paw wrong. There were, he was sure, about a dozen good things about them that potentially balanced the scales enough to matter but he didn’t care. Balance wasn’t enough. He didn’t like them, didn’t want them around no matter how good the “companionship” might do him. He hated dogs and that was that as far as he was concerned.
But then he met Phil.
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“I did something stupid,” is all Phil says. Apparently this discussion is going to be like picking nettles out of a mouse’s behind: tedious and frustrating.
Series
- Part 3 of Cartooniverse