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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    On a dark, dark stormy night, in a dark, dark laboratory, the rain beat against the walls and spattered against the windows. A chuckle rose from inside the room, growing into a feverish cackle. “ITS ALIVE! ITS ALIVE!” the Evil scientist reeled back, raising his arms in triumph. “THE GREAT SUBSPACE TRIPMINE HAS DONE IT!”

    Well, of course it wasn’t quite like that. It was more grueling hours in the blackrock laboratory, measuring and conducting. But hyperlaser’s egotistical boss wouldn’t admit the weeks he spent hitting his head (or, more of his horns) against the table in frustration. Besides, hyperlaser would’ve named it something much cooler. Like “living machine”.. well I guess that’s not much better.

    Now thanks to his idiot contractor and a realization that Subspace never had a father figure, hyperlaser somehow ends up with the one of a kind- testing trial- beta version- flesh and bone- biograft. With the help of the very limited list of people he can call, hyperlaser has to figure out how to raise a teenage biograft-inphernal with daddy issues and violent tendencies. Thanks, Subspace.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    ITS SO CUTE I LOVE IT SO MUCH

  2. Public Bookmark 38

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    Kinger never believed there was a heaven.

    He finds himself praying there is one.

    Again.

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    22 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    To harbor: To hold or persistently entertain in one's thoughts or mind.

    Banhammer has been haunting Medkits of recently.
    He's not a fan.

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    17 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 67

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    “If you were real,” Z begins, “or if I was in there with you, how would you kiss me?” Z asks. It's soft. Regect understands Z's never done this before, and it makes his nerves stutter. “Would you?”

    “I would,” Regect replies involuntarily. “I just don't have a head.”

    Z bursts into laughter. He's blooming, like a lone allium. “Well, yes— we can add that to the equation. What if we existed together, and if you had a head. How would you kiss me, hypothetically?”

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    08 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    DUDE. THIS IS FUCKED UP I'M CRYING AT 7PM IN THE NIGHT.

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    Even with his stores of near-infinite knowledge, D3rlord3 was not prepared for the sight that awaited him when he answered his front door:

    On his doorstep stood a scrappy-looking young man in a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and a beaming smile. In his hand was D3rlord3’s hastily-written book.

    The man, still smiling, tilted his head and asked, “Did you write this?”

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    26 Dec 2025