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    Post-S1. Shane wants to come without anyone touching him. Ilya wants to help.

    Or: Ilya tries to take on Shane's tendency to deprive himself by using ancient Chinese military strategy.

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    20 May 2026

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    Shane: I’ve never wanted to share it since our timeline is so…complicated
    Hayden: Is it? You were fucking, then you dated, then you got married. Normal progression!
    Shane: I don’t think the “fucking” part of that equation is usually 7 years

    In which the Voyageurs’ secret homophobic group chat leaks, Shane decides it might be time to tell the world how long he’s been seeing Ilya, and said world loses their shit.

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    15 May 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    15 May 2026

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    “Just-” Ilya starts, intending to tease, the offer of a massage more about getting Hollander back in a more relaxed headspace than anything else, but then the wire-tight tension in the muscles under his fingers registers, and he frowns, pressing testingly before making a noise of disapproval. “Fuck, Hollander, you are secretly doing crime or what?”

    “What?” Hollander asks, confused, starting to lift his head before Ilya pushes it back down absently, focused now on feeling out the knots Hollander seems to be completely made of. He’s felt tension in Hollander’s shoulders before, usually during coaxing little squeezes while coaching him through learning how to deep throat, but he’s always written it off as nerves from learning something new.

    Now he wonders if Hollander is just nerves, period.

    (the "ilya massages shane" fic inspired by hudson saying that playing shane made him sore because he was so tense all the time)

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    25 Apr 2026

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    Ilya’s phone buzzed, and the screen lit up with a notification. He sighed and shifted his bags to one hand to grab and see who the fuck was texting him so soon before a game. The screen said “Jane,” and the annoyance faded.

    Jane: Attachment: 1 image

    Ilya’s bags fell to his feet.

    He gripped the phone in both hands, holding it to his chest as his head tipped back. Fuck.

    There, on his screen, was a mirror selfie. Hollander. In a fucking Boston Raiders shirt. Hours before Montreal was supposed to play against Boston.

     

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    Ilya Rozanov loses his mind over Shane Hollander in a Boston Raiders shirt. It's just a casual hookup though. No big deal.

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    15 Mar 2026