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What if your situationship was hiding something big—and the internet was about to find out first?
Bina never expected to be elbow-deep in salmon lox and coffee shops, or chasing stories in the East End music scene instead of sleeping.
Ben is quiet. Careful. And evasive enough that it'd be weird if he wasn't so fit.
But this is London—a city where love begins to smell like burnt bagels, too-expensive cologne, and after-venue hours that stretch far out into the thin red line of the horizon. It's easy to get caught up in the headshots and hearsay. Bina knows one thing. Whatever Ben won't say isn't a secret that can stay hidden for long.
When a leak threatens to expose everything that Bina's not ready to lose, she's left with a choice:
get the quote, or protect the boy who never fully told her the truth.
In a city built on buzz and who knows who—some stories aren't meant to be written
but we hit publish, anyway.Series
- Part 1 of Between Sets
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THE DAY MY DADDY SOLD ME TO SLEEP TOKEN (AND NOW I’M THEY'RE MAID??) by mitsu (sleazysloth) for tonictransistor, coffincrow
Fandoms: Sleep Token (Band)
21 Mar 2026
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Y/N--err, I mean [INSERT CHARACTER NAME HERE] was just like any other girl.
She wore her long, blonde hair in thick braids. Listened to her library of carefully curated Sleep Token records. (And didn't cry to them at all.)
She even cut out cute little picture of II and Vessel (her favs) from Tumblr and was making a very oddly specific collage on her wall of all the times they'd kissed on stage.
One morning, everthing changed when she discovered her family...
SOLD HER TO SLEEP TOKEN AND NOW SHE'S THEIR MAID AND THEY'RE ON TOUR AND OH MY GOD HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO CLEAN A TOUR BUS SHOWER WHEN FOUR MEN DRIPPING IN BLACK PAINT HAVE RUN THROUGH THAT THING HOLY SHIT.
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When Theodore Nott vanishes without warning, Hermione Granger becomes a reluctant participant in Draco Malfoy’s relentless search. No one seems to remember the missing—at least not for long. As she and Draco form an uneasy alliance, they keep hearing one name: Pax, a secretive group of wizards obsessed with weaponizing time itself—sending Draco and Hermione back to high-society London in 1924.
Strange dreams haunt Draco Malfoy. Reality slips. A woman named Annwn—he knows her—and it terrifies him. The whispers of high society keep Draco and Hermione apart—and a courtship forms. The search for Pax draws them into a mystery far more dangerous than they could ever imagine. Wizards are vanishing through magical means never seen before in a conspiracy that threatens the very foundations of magic, all while Draco is consumed by echoes of a life he may have already lived.
Their partnership is reluctant. Time is running out. Draco will have to choose: follow the threads of a past he doesn’t understand, or stay in the present that is rapidly changing and slipping away. When disappearances are never accidents, and time remembers what you forgot… how do you hold onto one life when another keeps calling you back?
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- Part 1 of Threads of Time
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The God in the Glitch: Sleep Token, Slenderman, and Avoiding the Urge to Doomscroll—Mythmaking in an Increasingly Isolated but Interconnected Digital Landscape by mitsu (sleazysloth)
Fandoms: Sleep Token (Band)
12 Dec 2025
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Gods are no longer built from twinkling stars, wide rivers, or mountaintops. We build them from digital dust, masks, and comment sections. A question hovers in the chat—what do you do with the loneliness you feel?
Is the Internet really dead? Or are we all just searching for meaning between the pixels?
A meta essay about Sleep Token, fandom, and the need to believe that something is real.
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SHE’S TRYING—REALLY by mitsu (sleazysloth)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Outlander Series - Diana Gabaldon, Outlander (TV)
23 Jul 2025
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Sometimes Girlhood is cosmic. Draco also doesn’t understand women. (But don’t tell him I told you.)
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“He’s known for being uncooperative,” the Ministry staffer said, his voice thick with condescension. “He'll need a firm hand, but with the right incentive, he performs adequately.”
Inside the transparent holding cell, the blond man hadn’t looked away from her once. His gaze was ice, his stillness marble. Every inch of him—his perfect posture, his composure, his immaculate hair—radiated old money and Pureblood arrogance.
“His bindings are now keyed to your magic. Sign here, and he’s yours.”
As the ink sank into the parchment, the glass wall vanished. Magic rippled across the manacles, and the words "Property of Hermione Granger" etched themselves into the surface.
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please leave a message by subcorax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Dec 2025
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Sarah
Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.Jackie
Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.Jackie has added Lily to the conversation
Lily
what
what is thisOr: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.
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- Part 1 of You Have (81) Unread Messages
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Seven years after the war, Hermione Granger is assigned to investigate an addictive potion tearing through Knockturn Alley. When she's forced to collaborate with Draco Malfoy—now appraised alchemist and past academic rival—the investigation quickly turns personal.
What starts with amortentia, alchemy and intrigue rapidly devolves into a headlong collision. As past bleeds into present and opposites converge, it becomes increasingly difficult to tell where mystery ends and the two of them begin.
ALTERNATIVELY: a thesis on volatile transformation, alchemical marriage and the forced union of opposites—where nothing survives unchanged.
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Bookmarked by mitsu (sleazysloth)
09 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
must finish reading over winter break
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The Proposal by augustaoctavia for Pensieve_Podfics
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 May 2026
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Upon learning about an upcoming couples-only work retreat, Hermione Granger happily announces to her rival coworker and the Minister of Magic that she is engaged to be married.
Unfortunately, Hermione is *not* engaged. In fact, she is incredibly and painfully single. Recklessly, Hermione doubles down on the lie and decides to hire someone to pretend to be her fiancé for the next three months.
Enter Draco Malfoy—a man more perfect for the role than she could have ever anticipated.
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Bookmarked by mitsu (sleazysloth)
06 Dec 2025
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Hermione Granger is used to disappointment.
When it comes to her love life, she’s given up hope of ever finding a meaningful connection. Seven years after the war, she finds herself trapped in a relationship she didn’t want with a wizard she can’t stand, suffocating under the weight of fame she never asked for.
Draco Malfoy wasn’t supposed to be released from Azkaban for at least another year. After he shows up to the restaurant where Hermione just so happens to be on a date looking more handsome than she remembers, she can’t seem to get the tall blond out of her head.
And he keeps popping up at the strangest of times.
When a scandal she can’t avoid leads her to uproot her entire life and move to Paris, Hermione is ready for a fresh start. But what happens when the one-night stand she tried to leave behind in London comes calling?
Chaos. Blackmail. Some light to moderate stalking.
He says they’re meant for each other. She thinks he needs to get his head examined.
What could go wrong?
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Bookmarked by mitsu (sleazysloth)
29 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
must try to reaaaaaaaaaaaaad aaaaaaaaaaah