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    Shane Hollander is a straight man. So what if he can't get hard every time he tries to have sex with a woman? So what if he drinks himself silly just so he has an excuse to sneak into his captains bedroom?

    He was straight.

    Right?

    Or

    Shane Hollander is convinced he's straight, Ilya Rozanov convinces him otherwise.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Shane is a nursing student at McGill University in Montreal ; and a house maid as a part-time job. He will start working for the Rozanovs, rich people living in Westmount. It will be really difficult for Shane to pretend that he feels nothing when Ilya Rozanov, his boss with perfect gold curls and that cocky smile, keeps flirting with him. As the days go by, Shane will find himself having uncontrolable lust towards his older boss, making it difficult to act totally unfased when he repetively has thoughts about kissing him and being close to him. Shane does not know anything about sex, but Ilya Rozanov might be able to change that.

    or Maid Shane and rich married boss Ilya Rozanov

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    ”You… you expect me to wear this?” Shane asked, not even believing this was actually an option for him to wear at work. It looked like something out of a porn video.

    ”Mmm I mean your choice, but the female staff never complained.” Ilya said, as if this was completely normal.

    “Yes but… I’m not a girl and I don't wear skirts!” Shane replied, almost too loudly.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov never hooked up at the CCM commercial.

    Now it's 2017. Yuna Hollander is concerned that Shane doesn't have many friends, so she signs him up on a buddy network website.
    Shane gets paired with someone else looking for a 'buddy', not knowing that it's his on-ice rival, Ilya Rozanov.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Shane: Why is Melissa from the Raiders Foundation texting me?
    Shane: Ilya
    Shane: What did you do

    Ilya: ah
    Ilya: you are wag now yes?

    Shane: Ilya

    Ilya: i gave your number to hammersmith’s wife
    Ilya: she thinks i need help with the charity basket
    Ilya: and you know all my favorite things

    With Shane's new WAG status comes new responsibilities. Particularly with the Boston Raiders Foundation.

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    31 May 2026