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    For a moment, Thorin looks winded, his eyes wide and his jaw set tightly like Bilbo has wrung him out to dry. He seems out of his depth—it’s written all over his face, really—and Bilbo would be moved to sympathy if he didn’t know that somehow, this warranted Thorin seeking him out in the middle of the night. He remains guarded for both of their sakes.

    “I have never courted anyone before, and I was not educated in the art before the dragon came.”

    “Alright.”

    “If I remember correctly, you have been- involved, with other hobbits before.”

    “... I have.”

    “Please teach me how to kiss.”

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    Sam had always thought of himself as a very open-minded hobbit - but it could be that there was a difference between knowing that Mister Frodo did things, things certain other hobbits might say were unnatural, in his bedchamber, and seeing him there in his nightshirt with another lad’s hands all over him. In which Sam walks in on Frodo in a compromising position and comes to a realisation (eventually).

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    15 Apr 2026

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    It's not so much a game as a very confusing yet highly efficient way of getting absolutely smashed. In which a party gets out of hand, Frodo gets drunk, Merry is a wicked boy, Sam is befuddled, and the normal state of affairs is suspended.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    “You like potatoes more than you like me.”

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    15 Apr 2026

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    “Do I weigh anything to you?” Frodo said. / “I dunno,” said Sam. “I wasn’t paying attention."

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    15 Apr 2026