someweirdrando
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hermans first day of work is not going well, but someone helps him out
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Pow-pow and sil bonding by someweirdrando for juurensha
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
15 Dec 2025
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Silco just gotta help his daughter with her eyeliner
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"hmm i wonder what herm, sent me?" -robert [fanart] by someweirdrando for Atropahwa
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
04 Dec 2025
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this was so fun to draw i read the fic and immediately after i did the sketch then full finished it last night i hope you like ittt
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Oh fuck… its herm by someweirdrando for arealrowdydirtyboy
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
01 Dec 2025
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Based on the end of chapter 4 of tidal wave flooding
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R is for Restraints I use to make the magic last by SuperWoman0124
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
29 Jan 2015
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When Moriarty makes John choose to fuck Sherlock or let him die, which will he choose?
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- Part 4 of ABC's of Kinky Sex - Sherlock/John
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07 Jun 2026
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One evening, Charlie makes them play a game: they have to answer five questions each about the person they are partnered with. The winning team gets to go to a restaurant the next day, while the losing team will have to do the dishes for the upcoming week.
Lucifer doesn't think it's fair that he has to be partnered up with Alastor, when the two other teams are couples. How are they supposed to compete? Not only do they hate each other, Lucifer also has a shitty memory about people!
He resigns himself to washing a lot of dishes in the near future, but they unexpectedly get more and more answers right. Will they, against all odds, not only not lose, but actually win? That would be preposterous, wouldn't it?
By the end of it, Lucifer learns that he knows a lot more about Alastor than he ever imagined, but that only makes him want to find out more.
*Now with a part two from Alastor's PoV! You get to read how their relationship will develop, if that's something that interests you!*
Bookmarked by someweirdrando
05 Jun 2026
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aghhhhhhhhhhhh soi cute
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“Oh.” Lucifer lifted his mug and took a sip. “Well, er, thanks. For the coffee.”
“Of course.” Alastor took another bite of his croissant, chewing and swallowing before he spoke again. “I… actually had something I wanted to discuss with you if you might be amenable.”
“Sure.” Lucifer said without hesitation, taking another bite of his own croissant and speaking with his mouth still full as he chewed. “You can tell me anything, buck.”
Alastor hummed and reached over, swiping his thumb along Lucifer’s lower lip where a bit of chocolate lingered before lifting his thumb to his own mouth and sucking it clean, biding his time before he just… came out and said what he needed to say. He figured that would be the best way to go about it. After all, his maman had always taught him honesty was the best policy.
“I don't wish to have sex with you.” Alastor blurted.
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Alastor decides he and Lucifer are finally at that stage in their relationship where they should probably have "the talk" so he sits his King down and tells him when he needs to. It goes about as well as one might expect.
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- Part 15 of Hellaverse Events
Bookmarked by someweirdrando
05 Jun 2026
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ace alastor very cute establish relash but feel good vibes
already read
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When Rosie suggests that what is happening to him might be the beginning of his presentation, Alastor wants to laugh in her face and then proceed to destroy half of the city.
It seems that being a Beta was not written in the stars for him, after all, much to his overall disappointment.
When he thinks that it couldn’t be worse, the sudden appearance of Lucifer Morningstar proves him wrong very quickly, turning disappointment into a disaster and setting into motion a chain of events that has the potential to change both of their lives forever without any hope for ever turning back to how it was before.
In the end no one is able to resist the temptation hidden within when the primal instincts take over.
This fic was written for the Top Lucifer Week 2025, containing the following prompts: Alpha Lucifer/hunting, sex pollen.
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- Part 3 of Top Lucifer Week 2025
- Part 1 of Accidentally In Love
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william's interlude by bylersmixtape (monsterundermybed)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
14 May 2026
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Through half-lidded eyes, Will could only see the shape of Mike's lips and how they moved as he spoke. He wanted nothing more than to close the gap between them, to feel Mike's lips against his again. He no longer felt like a live wire of nervousness and anxiety. Years of wanting and waiting and aching so hard he felt hollow culminated into one word. He didn't know what it was before Mike kissed him, but Will felt it again now, gnawing at him from the inside. And this time he knew what to call it.
Hunger.
or: Mike teaches Will how to make out with tongue
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- Part 2 of epoch
- Part 1 of the mixtapes
Bookmarked by someweirdrando
26 May 2026
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practice you know the deal non freak sesh just for like flutters