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• Pick-Pocket by spatefiorite

  Fandoms: 小林さんちのメイドラゴン | Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon | Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  20 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Elma & Tohru (Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid)
  • Damocles & Tohru (Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid)
  • Tohru (Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid)
  • Everyone else shows up like once
  • Character Study
  • Minor Character Death
  • Past Violence
  • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
  • Slavery is mentioned here because humans tend to do that. Enslave each other I mean
  • Misogyny
  • Tohru is so normal
  • some ancient rome and mongol china but who gives a shit
  • Internalized Misogyny
  • maybe???
  • Identity Issues
  • humanity is not a thing
  • Dubious Morality
  • if you squint? - Freeform
  • slavery is not okay i feel like i need to say that
  • racism is also bad but it's not mentioned in this fic. i dont think
  • teenage tohru gets fucked upppp: the fic
  • Hey remember when Tohru tried to kill God? Let's talk about that actually
  • Self-Indulgent
  • For Me

  Summary

  The human body is... gentle and easy to scar. It is gentle and easy to bruise. It is gentle and it is easy to tear. It is gentle and easy to kill.

  In which Tohru encounters many humans, watches them interact with the world and each other, and grows rather fond of lying to herself.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  897

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  1

  Hits:

  29

• Mare and Stallion by miss kobayashis boobs enthusiast (spatefiorite)

  Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  19 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Silence Suzuka/Air Groove
  • Silence Suzuka/Special Week (Uma Musume)
  • so many people show up in this fic
  • as like one-offs
  • so - Character
  • Silence Suzuka (Uma Musume)
  • Air Groove (Uma Musume)
  • Special Week (Uma Musume)
  • spe is like barely there
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Author is Projecting onto Air Groove
  • this gets rreally lazy when it gets to the actual sex (?) part
  • they dont get to fuck
  • Breeding Kink
  • sorta - Freeform
  • Hurt No Comfort
  • its my yuri game andi get to be transgender about it
  • air groove discovers sex
  • author saw silence suzuka's swimsuit and lost their fucking mind
  • yeah it couldve been juicy and really good but im writing this at 11 pm so screw off
  • Gender Dysphoria
  • if you squint? - Freeform
  • moreso its
  • Body Dysphoria
  • they dont get to come
  • listen i swear im an okay writer okay okay iswear

  Summary

  ‘This is supposed to be the other way’, she realized, as she pushed Suzuka onto the bed.

  In which Silence Suzuka and Air Groove try to navigate the challenges of secondary sexual characteristics, and get lost.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,275

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  9

  Kudos:

  9

  Hits:

  184

• In which Winning Ticket is too particular about undergarments, Hayahide knows an appropriate amount about the female form, and Taishin has a minor crisis by miss kobayashis boobs enthusiast (spatefiorite)

  Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  17 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Biwa Hayahide/Narita Taishin/Winning Ticket (Uma Musume)
  • Biwa Hayahide & Narita Brian (Uma Musume)
  • Biwa Hayahide (Uma Musume)
  • Narita Taishin (Uma Musume)
  • Winning Ticket (Uma Musume)
  • Narita Brian (Uma Musume)
  • sorry brian lovers shes only mentioned in this fic
  • pure fucking slop i cant write
  • a little TOO much boob focused writing
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived
  • anonymous because if anybody i know sees this fic i will die a million deaths
  • Comfort No Hurt
  • Gay Panic
  • Locker Room
  • i get it hayahide is hot but i also suspect she's way too gay
  • whatever The Fuck is wrong with narita taishin is here in this fic also
  • Winning Ticket cries (nobody bats an eye_
  • Polyamory
  • Pre-Relationship
  • winning ticket's obsession with good underwear and sportswear
  • narita taishin's video game obsession
  • phigros mentioned
  • i havent played rhythm games in a year dont burn me at the stake
  • oh and hayahides knowing too much obsession
  • let them all be freaks mesays

  Summary

  A.K.A. average BNW locker room conversation.
  I think they're dumb and I like them a lot.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,474

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  17

  Kudos:

  72

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  692

• おやすみ / Bonanòtte by spatefiorite

  Fandoms: 小林さんちのメイドラゴン | Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon | Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  16 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Kobayashi/Tohru (Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid)
  • Kobayashi (Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid)
  • Tohru (Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid)
  • Useless Lesbians
  • Canon Lesbian Relationship
  • Pushing my Neapolitan Tohru agenda in this one
  • I'm Sorry
  • Dreams
  • Forgive Me
  • I wrote most of this before reading chapters 145-147
  • and then cried
  • and then wrote the rest
  • I passed out and ended up with this
  • I Wrote This While Listening to Ricky Montgomery's Music
  • I Wrote This While Listening to Laufey's Music
  • LISTENNN..
  • Internalized Homophobia
  • (this'll come into play later)
  • Symbolism
  • (AGAIN WILL COME INTO PLAY LATER)
  • Denial of Feelings

  Summary

  Kobayashi doesn’t dream.. until she does, and she has to face her own thoughts from there.

  ---

  In which Kobayashi's forced to deal with her feelings for Tohru because I felt like having a little fun. Sorry, tired little office worker bisexual. You'll be okay.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,597

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  60

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  771

• (Down In) The Dumps by spatefiorite

  Fandoms: Horse Race Tests (Web Series)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Major Character Death
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  27 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • Cyan/Superstitional Realism (Horse Race Tests)
  • Cyan (Horse Race Tests)
  • Lightning Strikes Thrice (Horse Race Tests)
  • Superstitional Realism (Horse Race Tests)
  • Jovial Merryment (Horse Race Tests)
  • Comely Material Morning (Horse Race Tests)
  • Character Study
  • Depression
  • sorta???
  • Doomed Relationship
  • in which cyan gets much worse and white doesn't know what the fuck to do
  • Self Confidence Issues
  • Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
  • it's more a wish to but
  • still a thing
  • Starvation
  • (implied) - Freeform
  • very cyan-centric
  • the flavor of interpretation where all the weird shit is framed as "inside cyan's head"
  • i KNOW it's boring i'm just here to write fucked up mental states not physically fistfighting your girlfriend's self doubt and losing
  • This Is STUPID
  • Everyone Has Issues
  • everyone but cyan has like one line of dialogue
  • cyan too actually
  • just enough suicidal ideation to be fun

  Summary

  Cyan knows it's in her head. That being said, she still gets worse.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,050

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  4

  Hits:

  44