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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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12 Jun 2026
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Terms & Conditions (May Include Malfoy) by LuisaEnvyPub
Fandoms: Dramione - Fandom, Draco Malfoy - Fandom, hermione granger - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Draco and Hermione
25 Jun 2026
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Hermione: I’ll just marry my ex for political funding, it’s fine.
Life: Sure babe, but here’s imprisoned Draco Malfoy with tattoos and forearms, good luck.Bookmarked by srwhitaker
04 Jun 2026
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Lucius Malfoy has died, and Draco has inherited the Malfoy estate. For the next six months it is under Ministry review.
Draco Malfoy's problems now include: (i) a vast network of assets he cannot name, let alone manage properly; (ii) a one-night stand who won't go away; (iii) a different one-night stand he's wanted to find for years; and (iv) his mother's insistence that he start courting, preferably before Pansy Parkinson does.
Meanwhile, Hermione heads out on a field assignment where she makes an unexpected friend. Upon her return she’s given a new assignment from the Ministry that should be a curse-breaker's dream: find Lucius Malfoy's dark objects and decommission them.
If only the Manor would be more cooperative.
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- Part 1 of The Sentient House Series
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01 Jun 2026
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A stolen artifact. A six-month deadline. Two thousand lives.
The only man who can help is the last one she'd ever trust.
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29 May 2026
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While on a mission she had no business being on, Hermione is captured and now lives at the mercy of the monsters she has spent the past five years of her life fighting in a war. Soon, those are not the only monsters she faces, as the ones in her mind work to break her resolve, seeking an easy way out. In the course of her battle with both her enemies and herself, she finds out things that she hadn't thought possible, things that make her question who she is at her core. To figure out how to manage her new reality, she has to pick up old allegiances that force her to confront a question she believed she’d already answered: can every person be redeemed, or are some betrayals too deep to forgive?
A story about love, betrayal, and the cost of forgiveness.
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26 May 2026