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“Please tell me you did not go dig this up from a cemetery and put it in our living room.”
“Interior design is, and I cannot stress this enough, my passion.”
[or: A love story between Mark, Donghyuck, and the coffin currently residing in their living room.]
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15 Apr 2026
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richayylmao: u meme the world to me
eddie_k: i’m breaking up with you
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26 Dec 2025
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New York Turtles Help (for lack of a better name) by mulletwearingasshole
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
12 Jan 2024
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trashmouth: hey so what food do you relate to
eds: are you trying to get to know me
trashmouth: yea
eds: what food do *you* relate to
trashmouth: a french fry
eds: why because you're weak and people get tired of you
trashmouth: well fuck you no one gets tired of french fries
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Eddie joined a volunteering program at his university, mainly because it gave him lots of credits for his classes, but also because his friend Bev, who founded the whole thing, won't stop talking his ear out about how many things they do, and how amazing they are, and that everyone who joined them was basically a superior species. So, yeah, blame him for giving in, whatever. What he didn't know, when he finally accepted, was that all the newbies got assigned a tutor; someone with more experience on the program to guide them. He also didn't know his tutor would be so fucking annoying.
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"All Sirius had wanted for that day was to wake up, make a coffee just how he liked it, try to finish the commission that he had been working on for far too long, and be at peace. But, of course, the day just had to go wrong. Well by wrong, he means totally off the fucking rails crazy."
A modern AU where Sirius is a mess and Remus works at his parents bakery, they cross paths unexpectedly and everyone blushes.
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27 Sep 2025
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the seas of all i knew by softtooth_jpeg
Fandoms: Chronicles of Narnia - All Media Types, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, Chronicles of Narnia (Movies)
12 Jun 2021
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it’s edmund’s father who teaches him how to be a man.
he teaches him how to ride a bike (and not to cry when he wobbles and bruises his knees on the cobbles); he teaches him how to fasten a tie (not to slouch when he sits, to say please and thank you, to be polite and quiet and convenient); he teaches him his multiplication tables (heads bent together over the scrubbed kitchen table, edmund’s pen tapping against his two loose front teeth), his words (sounding out the harder ones, black spiky characters on a white page that jumble themselves in front of his eyes), how to play cricket (“not bad, ed,” dad says, and edmund is overcome with boyish pride), how to fish (though, not often, because they’re in london and london isn’t exactly overflowing with lakes) –
of course, he teaches peter all this first.
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25 Sep 2025