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    The first thing Ilya Rozanov felt was a headache the size of Massachusetts.

    Seriously, his head was pounding so badly behind his eyes that the moment he tried to sit up in bed, a violent wave of nausea nearly made him throw up. He immediately dropped his head into his hands, elbows braced against his knees while he forced himself to breathe slowly through it.

    Jesus Christ.

    What the hell did he drink last night?

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    26 May 2026

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    26 May 2026

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    “What do you want, Rozanov?”

    Once upon a time, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov had been something of fated rivals. And then. Rozanov's national team crashed and burned in the 2014 Olympics in his own country. Shortly thereafter, he requested a trade to a Canadian team without much explanation, and by the end of the season, he was playing for Ottawa. Years of buildup and progress thrown away. The rivalry lost its luster after that, with Rozanov hardly a competition.

    Now, Rozanov was looking at Shane as if they shared a private joke. “I have, ah, Marly, what's the word? Proposition? Proposal?”

    “Business offer,” groaned Marlow, drawing his eyebrows together.

    “That,” Rozanov smirked. “Let's sit down, Hollander. Hear me out.”

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    Or: Shane and Ilya never started hooking up. Several years into their career, some things are very different. At an All-Star game, the only out and proud player in the MLH approaches Shane with the suggestion to start a charity together. It's the beginning of something life changing.

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    26 May 2026

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    "Oh." Hollander has gone a little red, beneath his freckles. "I am from… French Canada? Québec? Do you know? Very… very small town there, no English, only French. I try to learn, but— is a bit hard."

    Ilya feels mildly stupid. He knew, obviously, that they speak French in Canada, but he didn’t know it was, like— some people’s only language. He’d sort of assumed everyone was fluent in both.

    "Huh. Cool."

    "Your English is very good," Hollander offers.

    Ilya laughs.

    "I mean, yeah— I grew up in Minneapolis."

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    aka. the one where the language barrier is reversed. it changes everything.

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    24 May 2026

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    After the tuna melt meltdown, Shane meets Rose Landry, has several deeply inconvenient revelations, and decides to do the only sensible thing: win Ilya back with sincerity, logistics, and a frankly alarming amount of emotional effort.

    Ilya, meanwhile, mistakes every tender gesture for the kind prelude to an inevitable goodbye.

    Or: Shane is living in a romcom. Ilya is living in a Russian tragedy.

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    03 May 2026

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    Shane slips through his front door and back into his quiet apartment. He leans back against the door and takes a steadying breath in his dark apartment. After a moment, the music next door turns off and Shane is left with only the pounding of his own heartbeat in his ears. 

    He closes his eyes and tries not to think about Rozanov or the way Shane’s entire body lit up like a live wire when he said in that low, accented voice, only if you ask nicely. He’s hard in his penguin print pajama pants and now he’s going to have to jerk off and shower before he can sleep. While trying not to think about his asshole neighbor.

    This is bad. This is very bad. 

    In which Shane Hollander's new next door neighbor is a menace who always seems to answer the door shirtless. 

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    24 Apr 2026

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    After Vegas, Shane begins to give up on Ilya and looks for a new way to feel wanted.

    Ilya, of course, finds out about this and locks in.

    A small dose of jealousy and a bigger dose of communication add up to change the trajectory of their affair from 2014 onward.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    As she looked around her living room - at the green velvet ottoman she didn't remember purchasing, the 14th century Wizarding texts on her bookshelf, the hideous and obnoxiously ostentatious grandfather clock that could only belong to a Malfoy - she pictured the toothbrush next to hers on her bathroom counter, the old Slytherin quidditch jersey she regularly tripped over in her bedroom, and the mint chocolate chip ice cream in her freezer - a flavour she abhorred, but that a particular, pale, pointy faced aristocrat sat across from her had a tragic fondness for. 

     

    Her chest burning, as if she drank a barrel of bubotuber pus, Hermione turned to him with narrowed, accusing eyes. "Malfoy...are we dating?" 

     

    If there's one thing Hermione Granger knows, it's that she simply doesn't have time to date. Draco decides to date her, anyway.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    “Do you remember Andropov?” Svetlana asked. “He was a coach at the skating camp we attended as kids.”

    Svetlana and Ilya had practically grown up together on the ice, him with a hockey stick in his hands and her learning how to spin.

    “Yes, I remember him”, Ilya confirmed. “He left Russia a long time ago, though, didn’t he?”

    “Yes, he went to the US and then Canada”, Svetlana revealed. “He is here in Sochi, though, coaching Shane Hollander…”

    “The pretty boy who did the short program for Canada?” The hockey player interrupted.

     

    Or: Figure skater Shane Hollander meets hockey player Ilya Rozanov and sparks start crackling on the ice.

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    02 Apr 2026

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    selbindery (on ao3 and instagram!) has fic bound this entire series and it is so, so wonderful, please go check out their beautiful work of art here:

    https://www.instagram.com/p/DWhgjfuFsVr/?igsh=MTlmbDBvbDBmMG55bQ==

    (fic binding is only ever acceptable for personal use! do not attempt to sell or monetize fanfiction!)

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    01 Apr 2026

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    Shane Hollander was supposed to go pro.

    Instead, he got an injury that ended his career before it even started and a life that’s been quietly built around not thinking too hard about it.

    Ilya Rozanov did go pro.

    Which makes it particularly unfortunate that they’ve just woken up in each other’s bodies hours before a game.

    Even worse, Shane is now expected to play in front of thousands of people using a body he's only ever seen on phone screens or TVs, all while trying to stave off an impending mental breakdown and come to terms with a version of Ilya Rozanov that's much different than his public persona.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    “Am not a coward, Hollander,” Rozanov interrupts his rambling, and even his eyebrows manage to look—not displeased but disapproving? Shane is not quite sure what to make of the current expression on his face.

    “Um,” says Shane. “What?”

    Rozanov gestures between the two of them, almost impatient. “I can pretend to date you for a bit to please the monkeys in the circus. Everybody thinks we are dating now, anyway, so we might as well use it. And paparazzi are stupid. Even though Scott Hunter is a prick, he is a prick that does not deserve this kind of negative attention.” He shrugs, almost casual, and looks Shane up and down. “Plus, am into boys as well as girls. Is honestly not a problem for me.”

    or: Shane digs himself quite a big hole, and now everyone believes he is dating none other than Ilya Rozanov. This would be no problem if he and Ilya 1) were indeed dating and 2) could actually stand each other.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    17 Mar 2026

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    Ilya is plummeting to his death when he closes his eyes, heart full of regret.

    When he opens them in what feels like just a second later, he is standing outside a rink in Regina, Saskatchewan. There’s a banner on the building across the street:

    World Junior Hockey Championship 2009.

    What?

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    15 Mar 2026

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    5 years ago, Draco Malfoy was forced to choose who lives and who dies: his wife or his son.

    Since the death of Astoria, Draco has kept his head down, and his son safe. Continuing his work as an Auror, he's tried to find the killer known as the 'Reaper'. Things have been quiet until a familiar Curse-Breaker has a breakthrough in countering the Unforgivables. A breakthrough so brilliant, that it awakens a demon from his past.

    When Hermione Granger discovers how to counter the Cruciatus Curse, she garners the attention of the Reaper. Forced to put her research on hold while Auror Malfoy is assigned to protect her, Hermione struggles with the lack of workload. Her recent engagement to Ronald Weasley was broken due to her struggle to have children. With the possibility of being barren looming over her, Hermione is struggling with self-worth, grief, and life.

    That is, until she's asked to watch Scorpius Malfoy whilst Draco tries to solve cases that are steadily leading him closer and closer to the Reaper's whereabouts. It's then that she realizes that not all families are made; they're found. Only... getting close to Scorpius and his hot father could get her killed.

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    06 Dec 2025

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    A thousand years and the Mikaelson siblings are still as entwined as ever.

    Esther's curse involved a doppelgänger and a hunter, who would spend the next nine life times and a thousand years, distracting, stalking, killing, loving, annoying and torturing Niklaus Mikaelson, forever thwarting his efforts to break the moonstone curse.

    This is the beginning of the end.

    Visit incyal.tumblr.com for fun extras and/or my blog bkgrlrandomthoughts.tumblr.com. This series can also be found at https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8747893/1/I-m-Not-Calling-You-A-Liar

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    01 Mar 2025

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    25 Feb 2025

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    In third year, Hermione Granger punches Draco Malfoy.

    He retaliates by stealing her first kiss.

    Somehow it doesn't end there.

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    09 Jan 2025

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    The impulsive Alpha Ben Solo is Sheev Palpatine’s most prolific, successful junior partner and the key to an enduring legal legacy. Rey is Palpatine's prized, anticipated-Omega teenaged granddaughter - the bait in a shameless, power-play intended to reunite the Skywalker-Palpatine families. In engineering the union, a resolute Palpatine believes he can achieve a kind of immortality for himself. He doesn't anticipate the lengths to which Ben Solo will go to ensure his autonomy or the sacrifices his granddaughter will make to ensure that he does.

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    19 Aug 2024

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    After her father died in the Battle of Hogwarts, Pansy Parkinson believed she was free. Three months before her twenty-fourth birthday, however, her guardian is found and invokes her ancient family rites to issue an ultimatum. Forced to choose between the loss of any autonomy or of her magic itself, she has exactly one loophole.

    Marriage to Neville Longbottom.

    But as she grows to know her new husband, she realizes that he's nothing like the boy she used to bully in school. Unfortunately, some wizards will stop at nothing for revenge and Pansy has to decide how much she can ask of the man she convinced to marry her.

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    01 Aug 2024

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