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Bullets, Spiders and Frankly Ridiculous Biological Impossibilities by stomachforcrows
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
29 Apr 2026
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Marius had been travelling with the Mechanisms for a few decades at this point, which meant he was in possession of a lot of answers to questions he didn't ask and a lot of questions whose answers he hadn't been given.
There was one question in particular that was really bothering him at the minute, though. The Mechanisms were shot all the time, and the skin and flesh healed over the wounds.
So where the hell did all the bullets go?
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“You didn't—”
She remembered herself and cleared her throat, voice just barely wobbling over the next word.
“Age?”
For a few moments, there was just the sound of Daisy's ragged breathing. Basira attempted to dig her nails further into the faux marble countertop.
(Daisy calls Basira to ask for her help in disposing of a couple of bodies. Could be read as slash, but was intended to be gen.)
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When the whistling in her ears had died down and she felt something approaching calm, she suddenly became aware of a presence in the room.
“Who is it?” she asked, hand dropping to the knife in her pocket.
The question was met with a sniffle. She relaxed. Definitely not a threatening presence then.
(Sam has a panic attack, and Melanie happens to be around afterwards.)
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Somewhere Else (smells rather awful but at least has a functioning police system) by stomachforcrows
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Discworld - Terry Pratchett
23 Feb 2026
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INTER-GALACTIC TRAVELLERS: LYING DRUNKARDS OR A TRIUMPH FOR THE ANKH-MORPORK TOURISM DEPARTMENT?
This morning, two uninvited guests quite literally fell out of the sky.
Upon immediate inspection by passers-by, the two men seemed unharmed by their little atmospheric escapade, although one was notably bleeding out from a stomach wound, and the other clutching a blood-soaked knife.
This was, I'm sure you'll agree, an eventful start to the month.
(Jon and Martin end up in Ankh-Morpork, post-MAG200. Technically no prior knowledge needed of either media, but spoiler warning for the end of The Magnus Archives.)
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William de Worde was not a romantic by nature, in either sense of the word.
Sprawling, verdant grasslands blanketed with daisies, enclosed by majestic pines, standing tall against the barrage of time, while a brook babbled softly in the background, did about as much for him revelation-wise as a half-eaten day-old curry from the Klatchian takeaway next door. He also wasn't one for dating.
Which was why Sacharissa’s insistence on the Times promoting the new fad of a holiday based entirely around mushy feelings and romantic gestures came much to his dismay.
(William, Sacharissa and Otto interview Ankh-Morpork’s couples about their relationships, and try their very hardest not to think about their own.)
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Three LotF oneshots set in an AU where Ralph and Piggy are just a little closer.
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