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     “I need your help.” 

    Ilya peers up again and raises an eyebrow. He pauses the video he was watching. “With?” 

    Shane fidgets. “I, uh… I can’t– I mean, I can but I’m not very good– Fuck, listen, just– Ineedyoutohelpmewithsex.” 

    A pause. A long pause. Ilya blinks a couple of times, mouth twitching at the corners. Then,

    “You need me to teach you how to fuck your girl, Hollander?”

    Shane needs help satisfying his girlfriend, Jessica. He turns to his roommate, Ilya, for help.

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    29 May 2026

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    Yuna's hand meets Ilya’s. The rivalry status that the league had painted over her son's relationship with the Russian now cast aside. They clutch to each other in silent acknowledgement of their shared pain, hope and fear in what had just manifested before their eyes. There's a uniting force in pain and grief—It's one that wipes slates clean, makes you forgive, makes you love harder and appreciate more than you ever thought possible. Everything she ever knew or felt about the Russian whose hand she now clung to was dissolved

    Shane Hollander briefly dies on the ice after the hit from Marlow in the Montreal vs Boston Game. Ilya handles his emotions poorly and has a very public meltdown revealing their relationship to the world.

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    04 May 2026

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    Amidst the beeping of hospital machines and blinding white of hospital linens, 18-year-old Shane Hollander wakes up.
    He feels weird, wrong, different. His body feels fuller, thicker. He can feel the IV drip in his wrist, acutely. He wants to rip it off.
    But most of all, he feels older.
    Like, at least 10 years older. Which is weird, because he only had a little fall on the ice, nothing that should make his head throb in this manner.
    In a very short amount of time, a doctor is standing in front of him, asking him too many questions.
    “Mr. Hollander, where do you remember being last?”

    Shane grimaces. He searches for it, in his mind, wading through the fog until he grasps onto something. “The Prospect cup. I fell, but I feel like it wasn’t that bad, to give me a headache like this.”

    The doctor furrows his brow.

    “What year is it, Mr. Hollander?”

    Shane tells him, confidently, “2008.”
    “Do you remember anything about Ilya Rozanov?”
    Shane can’t help but flush, remembering what had happened just last night.

    “He’s a good player, but he’s very cocky. I don’t like him that much.”

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    30 Apr 2026

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    LOVE A GOOD AMNESIA FIC... ALEXA PLAY AMNESIA BY 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER

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    Shane Hollander always had a strategy. He had a strategy for winning the Cup, a strategy for managing the press, and a strategy for keeping his relationship with his rival-turned-boyfriend, Ilya Rozanov, strictly in the dark. He really was good at managing it all… Right up until the moment a medical impossibility turned into a positive pregnancy test, and the only man Shane ever loved asked him to do the one thing he couldn’t: tell the truth.

    Five years post-breakup, Shane is technically winning. He has the trophies, the privacy, and their brilliant daughter, Airi. And he is perfectly co-parenting with his ex, Ilya Rozanov. The rules are simple: minimal contact, polite text messages about their daughter, and absolutely no acknowledging about their past.

    Until Yuna Hollander decides to intervene. Suddenly, the ocean Shane put between them is gone. Shane’s new strategy is simple: survive seven days with Ilya without falling apart.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    He’s about to unlock the door when his phone buzzes, no doubt with an apology or an explanation. Someone screams outside of the bathroom. There’s a loud noise. More screams. What the-

    His phone buzzes again.

    Jane: don’t come out

    Jane: hide

    Jane: guns

    Jane: idk what’s happening

    Jane: call the cops

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    Shane, Ilya, Scott Hunter and a bunch of MHL players find themselves in a hostage situation in the middle of the Las Vegas award ceremony. (Mid-situationship, the year pre-tuna melt).

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    18 Apr 2026