swat117
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There’s a Dunkin’ on every corner. Ilya thought the guys were exaggerating when they used that expression—an English idiom he was not meant to translate word for word. It was not an exaggeration. Which is fine with him as he fucking devours their mocha syrup.
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Ilya runs an errand. Shane reflects.
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During the 6 months of “You haven’t answered a text from me in like 6 months” fame:
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Ted and Trent see a play.
(set within leupagus' a kind of dwell and welcome verse.)
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David skips for the Canadian men's Olympic curling team. Patrick is his third.
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Post hoc ergo propter hoc by blueink3, MoreHuman, mycleverusername, swat117, this_is_not_nothing
Fandom Schitt's Creek
16 May 2021
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"After this, therefore because of this" .... West Wing and Schitt's Creek exist, ergo we wrote a David/Patrick political AU.
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professional heartbreaker by yourinsomnia
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Mar 2026
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Out of all Ilya’s terrible vices, repeatedly hiring the same escort might be the stupidest one he’s ever picked up.
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13 May 2026
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Lover's Spit by wermbrain
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
21 Jun 2026
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The first year of dating, told in vignettes.
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12 May 2026
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death and taxes (and shane hollander) by fingersfallingupwards
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
19 Feb 2026
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There was a time when Ilya believed Scott Hunter's coming out would revolutionize hockey forever— but for every step forward came two steps back.
When Shane and Ilya meet again late in life, can they make their second chance work?
OR: Old Man Hollanov Yaoi.
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- Part 1 of old man hollanov yaoi
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20 Apr 2026
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“Adventurous,” Ilya said, smiling sharply.
“Shut up.”
“This is unlike you.”
“Shut up.”
Ilya did, pulling open the sealed cardboard slots instead and upturning the box over his palm, not all that careful considering its contents were glass, letting the bottle fall into his hand.
“Shit, Rozanov,” Shane said, exasperated. “I was going to return it.”
“Oh, no, you will go broke now?" Ilya popped the cap off the perfume and sprayed it at Shane.Shane Hollander finds a hobby.
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- Part 3 of perfect from now on
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05 Apr 2026
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
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- Part 8 of my heated rivalry anon fics
- Part 1 of homegrown
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23 Feb 2026