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    The party was lame, Ilya thought the theme was stupid but Marley insisted.

    “Roz, it’s perfect. Red clothes means absolutely not, they’re already in a relationship or somehow wearing a purity ring and going to frat parties.”

    “Yes, Marley, I get it –“ Ilya started to say but Cliff Marlow interrupted, keen to explain a concept Ilya was already well aware of.

    “And get this, yellow means maybe. So if they are wearing yellow clothes then it depends. So you can shoot your shot but they might turn you down.”

    “Yes, like every single time you try to hit on women.”

    Or: Ilya’s frat hosts a traffic light themed party and someone who never shows up to these things is wearing green.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    onging hollanov mafia!au

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    04 Jun 2026

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    They found 2 seats next to each other in the lecture hall, three rows from the front. “I don’t know why you insist on sitting so close.” Rose teased, pulling out her laptop from her backpack.

    “Some of us have poor eye-sight, Rose.” Shane teased back, struggling to get his laptop out. He finally got his laptop out, opened up and typed his password in when he heard a familiar voice.

    “Hello class, sorry I’m late. I’m Mr. Rozanov and I’ll be teaching you Russian Culture through Cinema.” Ilya finished unloading the stacks of paper on a table near the teaching podium. He stumbled slightly when he looked up and locked eyes with Shane who was having a very difficult time keeping a straight face.

    or; Ilya and Shane hook-up before the semester starts. who would have known Shane would end the night hooking up with his professor?

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    03 Jun 2026

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    555-123-181
    If someone got bleach in their eye what should they do
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    Go the the ER and get an eye wash
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    Okay but is that really necessary or can I just wash it myself
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    According the the Internet you might need eye drops for a couple days after so ER it is
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    Urgh fiiine
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    Ilya was looking for advice when he text the wrong number
    Shane couldnt leave a random stranger on read during an emergency

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    02 Jun 2026

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    "Ilya knows, logistically, that fucking his roomate is a terrible idea. Right up there with poking a bear, or calling his brother just to say hello, or sticking a fork in an electrical socket.

    The first time was an accident.

    The second and third (and fourth) times were all, also, most definitely accidents."

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