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shy as a shadow, lovely as lace, and cold as ice by synonymsforsaid
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
19 May 2026
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Bilbo Baggins has returned to the Shire fundamentally changed. The hobbits, nosy neighbors and cheerful children alike, notice it in his newly-acquired treasures he displays proudly upon his wall, his increasingly unstable temper, and penchant for telling stories of his grand escapades by his bench in the morning. Well, word-of-mouth (and, judging by Master Baggins' hidden little plait with a golden clasp at the end) is that Bilbo had been engaged to some distant Dwarf: or, that is, he wants them to believe such. After all, Bilbo had always been a bit of a wild sort, and, in his youth, liked to make up stories in his favor to make all the other fauntlings jealous.
Cue the hatching of a scheme by one Lobelia Sackville-Baggins to get her cousin to admit his lie. How else may he prove it, if Thorin Oakenshield lays cold in a stone coffin half a world away? How else can Bilbo show that...whatever had been going on with them during those 14 months...was real as the acorn he had buried in his garden?
OR, ALTERNATIVELY: everyone thinks bilbo made up a deceased hot steamy dwarf husband for the fun of it. said hot steamy dwarf husband is actually NOT deceased, and he is also very late to tea.
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sour(dough) secrets by synonymsforsaid
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
06 Mar 2026
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Bilbo Baggins, esteemed bachelor of the Shire, is less than pleased at many things during the start of his quest to slay a dragon with the joyous company of thirteen Dwarves and a particularly meddlesome Wizard. But, above all, he especially loathes the food --- in particular, the bread. Which is why he brought his very own sourdough starter to feed along the journey, leading him to secretly scurrying off into the night to grow it (for Dwarves, as they are, would most definitely make fun of him).
And as nosy as they were, two Dwarven princes can't help but follow Bilbo one night to see what on earth he was doing, bringing them to a grave, completely avoidable misunderstanding that has the Company of Thorin Oakenshield scrambling to rid their new burglar of his...'destructive habits'.
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we can be heroes (for just one day) by synonymsforsaid
Fandoms: Les Misérables - Victor Hugo, Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil
15 Feb 2026
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With great power, comes great liability.
...Or, something like that. Grantaire has powers, and isn't keen on using them for the greater good - he'd much rather steal booze and escape the cops with them. His mind changes when he notices a certain revolutionary in red preaching passionately in the square, determined to make a change.
(ON A HIATUS: PLANNING ON REWRITING SOME CHAPTERS.)
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Bofur's Matchmeddling Service by bhangles05
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
07 Jun 2026
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Post BOFA - Bilbo stays in Erebor for a full year, hopeful that he can carve out a place amongst the dwarves. Unfortunately his relationship with the king is still tense, and the two have not regained their easy comradery from the quest. The hobbit announces he plans to depart for the Shire, garnering a poor joke from Bofur about having “his pick of the hobbit lasses!” Bilbo however disabuses them of this notion quickly, assuring them all it is just his home he misses - besides, he would be considered virtually ineligible due to his going on the quest. The dwarves won’t take this lying down and make sure to introduce him to a host of strapping dwarves who would properly appreciate their burglar. Thorin meanwhile, is turning into a green eyed monster, but it isn’t the gold he is craving.
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02 Jun 2026
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Bilbo Baggins: The Burglar and the Babysitter by Sleep_for_Dinner
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
29 May 2026
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As Bilbo skimmed through the contract, Thorin leaned closer to Gandalf, voice low, "I cannot guarantee his safety."
"Understood," the wizard nodded.
"Nor will I be responsible for his fate."
"Agreed."
"And you are certain he can handle my sister-sons? He does not look to have any children of his own."
"I'm sure he will manage." Gandalf gave him one of his signature smirks, one that managed to both calm Thorin's thoughts and make them significantly worse at the same time.
OR: When Bilbo decides to join Thorin's Company as a burglar and a babysitter, he expects to watch over Thorin's nephews, maybe tutor them a few times a week, and eventually steal something from the Lonely Mountain. He did not expect, however, to really care for these dwarves in a way he had never felt about any other hobbit.
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25 May 2026
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mon amour by tervigerser_jackasseries
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo, Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil, Supernatural (TV 2005)
11 Jun 2026
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The year is 2008 and Grantaire has a fucking headache.
Though, really, that is his fault entirely.
Drinking liquor stores is, to be fair, the only way he can get drunk. Being an angel and all. It's terribly inconvenient, this he knows well, but the price to pay for having a shitty ass fucking life and also wings. (The wings are pretty sweet, he'll concede to that point. But the rest sucks.)
Now, one might be confused as to why an angel of the Lord, our Father who art in Heaven, would be getting drunk. The answer is rather simple: not only does being an angel suck, but everything else does as well.
(FULLY WRITTEN, UPDATES EVERY FRIDAY AT WHATEVER TIME I CAN.)
(Author's note: I kinda just used SPN, but I'm like 90% i misremembered some details. to be fair, i'm in my les mis hyperfixiation, not spn. fourteen-year-old me would slap me, but i'll live. feel free to scroll past if this isn't your vibe.)
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23 May 2026
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Dead Until Proven Alive by chrystal896
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
19 Jan 2015
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Bilbo is hungry, dirty and very confused. Why will no one tell him what happened to Thorin Oakenshield.
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- Part 1 of The Grace of Yavanna
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22 May 2026
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To do:
1. Party
2. Adventure
3. Face Dragon
4. Save Thorin & Lads
5. Destroy RingOr:
Bilbo accepts what he thinks is an offer to reunite with his friends in the afterlife. Apparently, he’s taken on a bit more than that.
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21 May 2026