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If you would’ve told the Avatar of Greed a thousand years ago that he’d be frozen in place for over fifteen minutes deciding whether or not to buy the red or the blue roses for a mere human, he would’ve knocked you out cold and laughed in your face while he stole all of your Grimm.
But this, Mammon assumed, had to be the biggest decision he’s made in his lifetime.
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To put it mildly, Mammon struck gold. From poker to blackjack to the slot machines, he was quite literally rolling in Grimm, and he felt as if his sin had never been so satisfied in his entire life. With your gentle hand in his, squeezing it for reassurance as he called out all the right moves and laid down the perfect cards, it was almost a given that his luck would never run out. Not with you at his side.
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If you weren’t so goddamn adorable and completely impossible to hate, Mammon would’ve cursed you for even making him consider missing a Saturday night at Caesars Palace. But alas, even with your stuffed-up nose and slight fever, Mammon somehow still found you hard to say no to.
Of course, he did still manage to say no to you, though only Lord Diavolo knows how hard that was. A Saturday night in Las Vegas with a more than generous sum on his human-realm credit card is hardly something that you can reject.
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The Obey Me! Brothers + A Kinky MC Headcanons by takeaslice
Fandoms: Shall We Date?: Obey Me!
26 Sep 2021
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How would the Obey Me! brothers react if the perfect, seemingly-sweet MC was actually one kinky little freak?
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Your arrogance was becoming you, so Asmodeus planned the perfect revenge for such a scenario - cue the rest of your long, long night.
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You Are My Natural Selection by SeedySins (ChangelingDreams)
Fandoms: Far Cry 5, Far Cry (Video Games)
16 Jun 2023
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The words echo in her head, scribing themselves into her mind with letters of flame and blood.
My hunters are coming for you.
Rook lifts a hand to settle it over her ribs, just underneath her right breast, where those words have been written into her skin for as long as she remembers. Her heart pounds loudly to the left of them. Her Mark. His words. The enormity of what it means is hard to grasp, and her mind reels with it as she struggles to comprehend what just happened.
Jacob Seed is her Soulmate.
Update schedule pending, but I will finish this thing if it kills me
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06 Jan 2026
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Johnny’s beard neckline needs to be shaped up. He realizes fairly quickly that V only owns a straight razor – but Johnny has no idea how to use one.
Y’all see where this is going.Series
- Part 2 of Your dying is my dying
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10 Jun 2025
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What happens after Johnny goes on a proper date with V? I'll let you take one guess.
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This takes place after my fic "in a city this trashy, someone needs to be the fucking garbage collector," although if you're just looking for unbridled erotica this can be read alone.
This took me three fucking days to write and I think I went through all five stages of grief while doing so.Series
- Part 6 of death can't touch us, honey
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10 Jun 2025
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For V, loneliness is an insidious corruption, an endless sickness. For Johnny, loneliness is a way of life, a deliberate method of self preservation. In the aftermath of an unimaginable collision, two people with nothing left to lose find themselves clinging to one another for salvation. For them, deliverance and desire are two sides of the same coin; a coin they are both watching spin, waiting to see how it falls.
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10 Jun 2025
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The first time they met, it wasn’t a meeting—it was a collision. A forced fusion, like ramming two storms into one body too fragile to hold the weight. There was no handshake, no polite introductions. Just fire, noise, and panic as his consciousness exploded into hers—her thoughts bleeding into his, his rage clawing against her fear. Confusion wasn’t even the word for it. It was brutality. Two wills, too sharp and too stubborn, trapped in a skull meant for one.
A dying girl and the ghost of a dead man, forced to share a body, go from enemies to something beyond soulmates—entwined by grief, rage, and the unbearable intimacy of trying to survive.
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06 Jun 2025