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  1. Rec 9

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    Quackity is given to the Empress Technoblade as a gift for her harem. When the Empress doesn't immediately want to fuck her, Quackity sets out to find why.

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    23 Jun 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    Quackity likes to think about Techno. Techno doesn't mind playing along.

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    04 Apr 2025

  3. Rec 14

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    Ever since the hospital, Techno had a routine. Go to work, get fucked, come home. Quackity breaks that routine.

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    14 Nov 2024

  4. Rec *

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    The potato war came and went. Techno won, not by fighting, but by watching and farming and cultivating life until sheer numbers overwhelmed his adversary. When everything was said and done, he remained, trying to find a purpose amongst the massive fields of his island. He went back to working the fields underneath an unassuming sky.

    Turns out, not leaving the island and waking up one day to find his communicator broken starts an unforeseen chain of consequences; no updates from the subworld to the parent server, and the whole island ends up noted as idle and gets put into the server's storage instead of being counted as a regular inhabited island. While Techno's still in it.

    This...causes massive problems.

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    17 Jan 2024

  5. Rec 21

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    “No, we can never be that. Hurting someone is an act of reluctant intimacy. We will be dangerous acquaintances with a history.”

     

    ― Hanif Kureishi

     

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    How Quackity and Technoblade teamed up for the Red Banquet, and what they did after.

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    15 Dec 2023