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They say Rio is predictable. She’s cool, yes, and she’s confident, definitely, but she’s predictable. Reliable. You look at Rio, and you know exactly what to expect.
That ends with Agatha. And so does everything else.
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Not jealousy, not lust, but a secret third thing.
(Obsession. All-consuming, toxic, swallow-your-tongue obsession.)
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19 Mar 2026
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honey come put your lips on mine (and shut me up) by tinyteamug
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Jan 2025
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“Do not,” Agatha said to herself from her spot in the media booth, “you absolutely do not need to defend your honor against-”
Rio dropped her gloves.
“God fucking damn it.”
The Sharks’ forward had barely gotten her own gloves off before Rio’s fist connected with her jaw. The crowd erupted.
“I am going to kill her,” Agatha announced to no one in particular, already mentally drafting press releases. “Should’ve kept managing curling teams. Nobody ever gets punched in curling.”
OR: Gently feral hockey star Rio and long-suffering publicist Agatha who definitely doesn’t get paid enough for this shit
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04 Jan 2026
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“I don’t have sex.”
Agatha’s face screwed up somewhere between delight and incredulity, “You don’t ever?” She scoffed, “As in you’ve never at all? How long have you been here?”
“Since the inception of life itself.”
“And you’ve never fucked?” The way she said it, it did sound a little stupid, “What do you do to pass the time?”
“I scare children,” Death shifted in her chair, still rubbing at the skin of one hand with the other. No wonder Agatha had nowhere to live, she thought. She was unbearable. “Amongst other things.”
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Upon meeting Death, Agatha takes it upon herself to educate her on some of the finer points of being human.
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04 Jan 2026
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When Rio, America’s First Daughter, and Agatha, Britain’s Beloved Princess, get forced into a PR stunt to play nice, their fake friendship takes a very real (and very gay) turn. One that could shake two nations and completely rewrite the rules of love.
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27 Dec 2025
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“Holy. Shit.”
Rio turns, brows raised. “What?”
Alice doesn’t answer, eyes locked on something past the crowd.
“Seriously, what is it?” Rio asks again.
Then Alice grabs her arm hard enough to nearly knock the drink out of her hand and points.
Rio follows with her eyes. And there, maybe twenty feet away, walking through a break in the crowd like some terrifying fashion shark is Agatha freaking Harkness.
“Didn’t you say your boss was straight? Then why does someone who looks exactly like her just happen to be at Pride...with what looks a whole lot like a hot, gorgeous, probably very gay date?”
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Rio lies and calls in sick so she can go to Pride on a workday.
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10 Aug 2025