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The Magicians of Starecross Hall by thatbroadcast for pasiphile
Fandoms: Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell - Susanna Clarke
20 Dec 2019
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Being a series of interludes in the life of John Segundus, newly practical magician, in the year following the disappearances of Messrs. Strange and Norrell. Including: a new school for young magicians, explorations of the King’s Roads, Lady Pole’s alarming needle-work, unanticipated trips to Faerie, and John Childermass.
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found it alright for kicks by thatbroadcast for deathovdays
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service RPF
08 May 2015
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It’s something he never intended to bring up, except the next time he sees Colin he says, almost entirely autonomous of brain function: “It’s not a proper Colin Firth movie without a sex scene, is it?”
Colin is standing beside him at the catering table, poking disconsolately at a lemon danish. “Hmm?” he says. “Sorry, what?”
“I mean, Colin, you’re always getting your kit off in all your other films, so where’s our love scene?” Inwardly, Taron is screaming. Outwardly, he’s nudging Colin in the side with his own elbow, slopping a bit of lukewarm tea over the edge of his Keep Calm and Love Colin Firth mug.
Or, Taron makes some incredibly suspect life decisions, wanks off more than any human being ever should, and utterly fails to Keep Calm.
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one of us must know (sooner or later) by thatbroadcast for obstinatrix
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
13 Feb 2015
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Harry's mobile is closest, so he reads it out loud: "Group text, all the lads. Louis says we ought to come over tomorrow night for alcoholic refreshment and a bit of slap and tickle."
"He does not," Niall says, rolling his eyes.
"Well, no," Harry admits, "But it is definitely implied. Also, BYOB. Cheap bastard."
Ten years on, One Direction break up, make up, and - eventually - make out.
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She gets the text at two pm on a Tuesday.
KIDNAPPED NINJAS WARWICK HOTEL BRING BACKUP BATTERY DYING CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT
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this isn't how it happened by luminoussbeings
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
29 Sep 2025
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“You are not a person,” Armand says, “and Louis desires me more than you could imagine. I am—everything to him. Everything.”
“Yeah,” the boy drawls, following Armand with his hands, his lips, the wet press of his teeth. “Keep selling it.”
or: Armand disobeys Louis and kills Daniel in 1973. Cue fifty years of haunting, fucking a ghost, buried guilt, and desperately trying to manipulate your lover into thinking all of this is totally fine.
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06 Jun 2026
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and there was only one coffin by luminoussbeings
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
21 Oct 2025
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Daniel spits out the rest of the hair. “What.”
Slowly, as if it pains him greatly to even say it, Armand asks, “Do you have an erection.”
Shit. Daniel had been hoping Armand couldn’t feel that.
or: To escape from Akasha, Daniel and his estranged maker are forced to hide together in a coffin.
It's not a very big coffin.Bookmarked by thatbroadcast
06 Jun 2026
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i know we'll always have one more try by luminoussbeings
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
29 Aug 2024
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“Or maybe,” he says, “you want it tender. You want me docile, licking you clean. Your helpless fucking boy. Taking it like a martyr. Just like how we used to do it, once upon a time.”
Armand’s eyes flash to his.
or: the ploy to make Armand jealous worked, and all it took was some vaguely embarrassing voyeuristic coffin sex with Lestat. Great. Now Daniel has to deal with the fallout.
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- Part 3 of kiss me through the vampire phone
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06 Jun 2026
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Come Appraise Me by GrayGiantess for SitStaySettle
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), The Vampire Lestat (2026)
06 Jun 2026
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“Is that as far as yours go?” Daniel asked. His own fangs were fully extended but he wondered if Lestat’s were.
Lestat let out a dramatic gasp, took a step away from Daniel and turned to look at him directly instead of via the mirror. “Is this not enough for you, Daniel Molloy?” he asked, motioning not at his own mouth but down the entire length of his own body. “Are you what the youth would call a ‘size queen’?”
Daniel snorted. “You have got to get off Twitter. But sometimes, yeah.”
In which Lestat and Daniel compare fang size. Hornily.
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06 Jun 2026
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only lovers will survive by armandsairpods
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
21 May 2026
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It’s an absolute monstrosity, a glowing gold-and-orange identity crisis of a compound, more theme park than resort - and in fact there is an actual ferris wheel shamelessly turning in the middle of the chaos.
“You are speechless,” Armand says, flat and resigned.
Daniel can’t imagine what other reaction Armand had anticipated, but Armand is nothing if not someone who anticipates, so he must be missing something here.
“I guess I didn’t expect laying low to look quite like this."
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- Part 3 of night island for your boomer fledgling
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06 Jun 2026