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Nothing Like This by thedogbard
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
11 Jun 2026
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December 1993. Newt Scamander appears in Hogwarts, clutching a battered suitcase, claiming to have just been duelling Grindelwald alongside Dumbledore - who’s now aged by sixty years.
Lord Voldemort is on the rise. Dementors surround the school. A Muggleborn Slytherin witch is fighting to find a place in the Wizarding World.
And, well, Newt’s just sort of there.
A Newt Scamander x original female character story, spanning the events of the HP books. Fully completed; uploaded weekly on ffn, quotev. wattpad, and a03.
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Been Waiting For You Ever Since (You've Been Gone) by catastrophicblues7, thedogbard
Fandoms: Sherlock (BBC TV 2010)
09 Jun 2026
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How is it even possible? Only this morning you’d kissed him, holding onto the lapels of his coat for balance while his hand tangled through your hair. Then you’d sent him out into the world with a final kiss pressed to his cheek, thinking you’d passed through the storm successfully. Stupid you. The East Wind might’ve passed, but there’s three other directions and a multitude of evils out there, and Sherlock’s really, really good at finding those damn evils. He attracts them.
You get it, kind of. After all, he is attractive.
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Eight months after The Final Problem, Sherlock gets amnesia when he’s injured on a mysterious case. Unfortunately, he doesn’t remember what the case is. Or that he has a girlfriend. And why the hell is John carting a baby around on his hip?Series
- Part 18 of Sherlock x Female Reader stories
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Take A Walk Inside My Dreams by thedogbard for the_archivist_system
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
26 May 2026
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Because she couldn’t make the decision to leave, not until it was too late. And now she’s left them all, pushed them away, and she braces her hands on the cold ceramic of the sink, stares at her brown eyes in the mirror, and wonders why, if she had to love so much, why she had to hurt them so much too, in so many ways.
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What if Valkyrie never came back from Colorado after TDOTL?? -
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He snorts. “You’re highly amusing.”
“Isn’t that why you married me?”
You see his glacial eyes flicker towards you momentarily in the mirror. “Anyway. The suspects I am going to meet this afternoon - though they don’t know that yet - are a married couple. Business people. Forties. The husband is a professional blackmailer; the wife runs a human trafficking business. They joined forces. Both highly successful and dangerous people.”
“Romantic. They could make a Netflix film out of it.”
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Three chapters of a posh hotel, random villains, and a fake marriage. Don’t even ask. Oh, and a golf buggy. Or two…Series
- Part 17 of Sherlock x Female Reader stories
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You inhale. It’s the truth. It is, so why does it hurt so much when he says it like that in that voice?
“I became who I wanted to be,” you reply bitterly. “Who I needed to be.” You lift your chin. “And I don’t call that giving up. It’s adapting, it’s surviving, and I had to do it, and you know that.”
Sherlock pauses for a moment before tilting his head mildly. “Yes, well, not everyone adapts by becoming the blueprint of their deceased grandmother.”
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So many years later, Sherlock meets the one person who didn’t detest him at university. Why does she also have to be the one person who lives in the cottage nearest to the moors?Series
- Part 16 of Sherlock x Female Reader stories
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Sherlock x Female Reader stories by catastrophicblues7, thedogbard
Fandom Sherlock (BBC TV 2010), Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
09 Jun 2026
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Newt Scamander x female reader stories by thedogbard
Fandom Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Feb 2026
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Various stories written a WHILE ago, featuring Newt and a female reader. Sometimes the reader has time travelled back from the 1990s. Plot?? Nope, not much. Fluff? Hurt/comfort? You got it.
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- Bookmarks:
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Five times Molly saw through Sherlock's disguises, one time she didn't, and two after effects. 2013 SAMFA Nominee for Best Humor, Rated K-T
Bookmarked by thedogbard
31 May 2026
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There is no Sherlock grumpier than a bespectacled one. For a time.
Bookmarked by thedogbard
31 May 2026
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Sherlock's and John's attemps of distracting each other... Or anybody else, for that matter. The series of one-shots. Disclamer: I own nothing.
Bookmarked by thedogbard
18 May 2026
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It's April Fool's day and Sherlock plays a trick on Mycroft.
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- Part 2 of Angst filled pairing of Mycroft/Molly
Bookmarked by thedogbard
18 May 2026
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A Strange Coincidence by ShenanigansEnsue
Fandoms: Doctor Strange (2016), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Apr 2019
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You’re a student who just moved to New York City to finish your PhD in Archeology. But, things turn for the strange when you accidentally stumble upon 177a Bleecker Street.
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- Part 64 of Shenanigans and Imagines
Bookmarked by thedogbard
08 May 2026